03.24.2008 BRAD AND ANGELINA GAVE AWAY $8M

Federal tax filings for the charity established by Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt document the extensive work the two have done for those in need, with gifts and donations exceeding 8 million dollars.  People magazine says:

Pitt (gave) $4,402,317, and Jolie $4,123,613, the Huffington Post reports, citing newly released federal tax filings. (These latest figures don't include 2007 – in which, among other charitable efforts, Brad's Make It Right Foundation raised $5 million.)
In terms of dispensing their funds, according to records for 2006, the foundation handed out $2,367,935, including $1 million to both Doctors Without Borders (International Division) and to the Global AIDS Alliance.
Additional gifts included $137,935 to the Namibia Red Cross Action Program (their daughter Shiloh was born in the African country); $100,000 to the Daniel Pearl Foundation (the late journalist's widow, Marianne Pearl, was played by Jolie in A Mighty Heart); $100,000 to Global Green U.S.A. and to the Epidermolysis Bulloma Medical Research Foundation.
In addition, $20,000 went to an art park in Los Angeles, as did separate $5,000 donations to two orphanages that Jolie had visited.

So does this make them better than me?  In one sense, yes.  In another sense, double yes.  But I'm still better than JLo, who once blocked the doors to an orphanage and then burned it down.  True story!

(41) Comments

  1. Observer 03/24/2008 07:09

    FIFO

  2. Observer 03/24/2008 07:09

    ………As all the accountants say…..

  3. Observer 03/24/2008 07:11

    No matter how rich they are……8 million in one year is not too shabby.

    All the better…when you have fabulous tits like Angelina does.

    That's one of the biggest problems J-Lo has (besides her gluteus MAXIMUS) is no tits.

    No tits should really be a criminal offense rather than just a civil affront to humanity.

  4. Ballsnyc 03/24/2008 07:12

    Brad still has bad skin.

  5. Ballsnyc 03/24/2008 07:13

    can we get a photo that is in Focus please!

  6. tajmccall 03/24/2008 07:17

    Lets focus on what really  matters here. Angies boobs get more hugeified by the day. 

  7. Observer 03/24/2008 07:18

    My opinion on Ballsync's request….please supply some nudies down below the story….how about a sampling from FoxFire through whatever.

     

    By the way….I noticed that Jolie will be appearing in "Atlas Shrugged" soon……I hope to hell they have her nude……otherwise…why fucking bother?

  8. Juan 03/24/2008 07:19

    You know, I could have used some of that money.  But did I get any?

    Noooo… 

    Brad and Angelina are so selfish.

  9. Observer 03/24/2008 07:21

    If they gave me some of that money I'd just use it to kidnap Jolie and fuck her six ways to Sunday.

  10. Ballsnyc 03/24/2008 07:22

    they better hold onto their money cause those kids are goin be expensive!

  11. someoneluvsu 03/24/2008 07:24

    Every time I try to claim a "donation" for the money I spend picking up young, run away girls at the bus stop, the IRS always bitches.

    I need a better tax accountant.

     

  12. tangocash00001 03/24/2008 07:25

    i once gave $ 5 000.00 to a child shelter in thailand. Well, actually it was a child prostitution house….and I was buying an equity position.

  13. Ballsnyc 03/24/2008 07:31

    I want to see spitzers taxes!

  14. pepper 03/24/2008 07:35

       Why are we talking about taxes?

    Tangocash has the right attitude. Invest in prostitution houses 

  15. Bill03 03/24/2008 07:35

    They haven't given me a dime so I am less than impressed. All these Asian prostitutes aren't going to fuck themselves and I'm running low on funds. Hookers working for Asian triad slave rings have to eat too, Brad.

  16. Governor/John is the modern Philosoher/King 03/24/2008 07:36

    Yeah, I made a few donations to benefit a few poor orphans, and where did it get me?  Fucked.

  17. Dirty Hairy 03/24/2008 07:36

    Think about all the money Angelina could make for orphanages if she held a "World's Largest Gangbang" at each one she visited!

  18. I Believe in Soap 03/24/2008 07:38

    The first rule of the Make It Right Foundation is you don't talk about the Make It Right Foundation.

  19. ham sandwich 03/24/2008 07:38

    DH, Those poor Africans and Nepalese don't have two nickels to rub together.  She wouldn't make a red cent.

  20. yohnskull22 03/24/2008 07:45

    Hmm - not much of that helping americans,  yeah we don't have anyone here with any problems do we?

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