BRITNEY MIGHT BE CRAZY

OK magazine says that Britney Spears has essentially been grounded by her father, having cut off her money and essentially, her freedom.  Apparently she spends most of her time inside her palatial $7.2 million, 7,400-square-foot Mediterranean-style villa in Studio City with little else to do but try on clothes.  They say…

Now, a typical day with Britney includes spending hours alone in her bedroom, which a frequent visitor to the home tells OK! is "like a princess' room with several walk-in closets and a spa tub, plus a long counter where she used to keep all her wigs."

and…

An even bigger surprise inside the house — a shrine to ex boyfriend, Justin Timberlake!Sources tell OK! that few people have seen Brit's collection of private mementos from her years with the pop superstar. "She's obsessed with him," the source reveals. "She has pictures of them together and has devoted a private area just to celebrate him."

Yeah I can believe this.  Britney is nuts.  She probably has some of his NSync dolls and she brushes their hair all night and does versions of love scenes from movies with his cutout.  Like she’ll dress up a life size cutout in a leather jacket then she’ll put on a poodle skirt and sing songs from Grease.  Or she’ll lay the cutout on the floor and she'll lay on the bed and make believe he's risking his life to save her from the icy water.   "Oh no, ma love, you are drownin to save me becuz you love me soo much.  I show'd you ma bobbies and yu drew  them.  You luv ma sexy body and my pretty hair, you said i wuz beutitful, but now you are gonna die, so that I may live."  Sooooo romantic!