I've had the flu more than once in my life, and several times I've treated it with medicine that has a purple hippo on the label. I guess famous people get a different kind of flu, because more often than not it seems they get rushed to the hospital for it, much as you would if you had shark on your arm or fell out of a plane. Janet Jackson is no exception. Us magazine says…
Janet Jackson was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles “late last night with a shortness of breath,” a source tells Usmagazine.com.
But her rep tells Us this morning, “Janet is fine. She’s just battling this flu like everyone else.”
God celebrities are pussies. If it's just the flu why did she go to the hospital? That's like saying I went because a duck quacked at me. This bitch is lying. She's up to something. If I were a doctor I put her in a centrifuge machine to see if her testacles descend. I really get the feeling I'm right about this.
black on the outside
but pink and juicy inside
first homos
She looks like the love child of Gordon and Big Bird
Testacles? Are those like testicles with tentacles?
I've told her on numerous mouth-filling occasions . . . "Breathe through your nose, bitch!"
Janet's representative added: "She was just sunbathing nude in her garden, playing the bongos on her butt cheeks, when suddenly she was short of breath."
I didn't know rubber and plastic could get the flu…
Comments are weird again. Counter says one thing, the actual number of comments is different (less).
Unless…the paying members of WWTDD get to see special comments that the rest of us don't!!
If you put her in a centrifuge machine then her testicles would ascend and not descend because lighter objects with less density go to the top, so her testicles would end up popping out of her mouth.
She looks like Paula Abdul in blackface
janet jackson is
braveugly.fixed
Juan, if you post naked pictures of yourself in compromising positions with barnyard animals, B will email you a special code so you can see all the comments.
Don't worry–we've all had to do it. Right guys? Uh, guys?
battling the flu? like in the movie 300? but instead of Persians, its a virus!
Whoo-ah! I want to see that movie.
How compromising can you get with barnyard animals?
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Dor sho gha!
It's not the flu, it's an Immune System Malfunction!
Yeah, I got nothin.
OK…try to smile keeping the middle of your lips touching and the edges open.
Must be a skill from throatfuckin all that mosterous black cock.
The cunt has grown gills.
she was a lot cooler when she was horribly fat.
"shortness of breath" is a rush-to-the-hospital condition? thanks, bitch, I'll send my insurance premiums to you to pay, you fucking hypochondriac
Doctress Leisa wrote:
if you post naked pictures of yourself in compromising positions with barnyard animals
Does Janet Jackson count? How about Britney? A stuffed animal with a photo of Britney's face glued to the head? Not that I would ever do something like that.
Apparently E.T. is trying to phone home over her left shoulder in the background.