Aubrey Evans Guzzling Water and Crap Around the Web

August 29, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Head over the hump with these sexy links including Elsa Hosk naked, Stella Maxwell topless, and nude scenes from Rachel McAdams and Jennifer Lawrence! READ MORE

Blind Item: Which Celebrity Dad Had Sex With Daughters / Knocked Them Up

February 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Papa Joe Simpson, father of daughter-wives Jessica and Ashlee. What happens in Abilene, TX stays in Abilene, TX. But other people are saying Joe Jackson, father of Janet and La Toya, which when you think about it seems almost difficult... READ MORE

World Still Cares About Janet Jackson’s Nips As JT Secures SuperBowl Gig

October 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Imagine an entire crowd of people kneeling at halftime to protest the injustices of 2004’s NFL nipplegate. If you’re late to the party #JusticeForJanet is the in-trend.


Janet Jackson, Newly Single Mom

April 10, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Janet Jackson and Wissam Al Mana are divorcing to celebrate the three month birthday of the child Jackson cooked up in her older lady womb. The split happened five minutes after Al Mana remembered he's forty-two and owns every... READ MORE

Janet Jackson Pushing Two-Fifty

September 9, 2016 | Uncategorized | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Janet Jackson is in seclusion at 250 pounds, having put on a dangerous one-hundred since needlessly becoming pregnant at fifty. This according to OK! magazine. Don't be confused with the exclamation point. Dramatic punctuation remains a lackluster substitute for... READ MORE

Janet Jackson Gets A Baby for her 50th

May 6, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Janet Jackson is having a baby at fifty. This defies the common wisdom that Joe Jackson long ago beat the reproductive systems out of his children leaving them falsetto and barren. A stage dad with a switch and a... READ MORE

Janet Jackson Is Now a Billionaire Sort Of

May 24, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I guess Janet Jackson being a billionaire is a big story. Even though it’s not exactly true. Still she’s got herself a nice chunk of change and I think should finally seal the deal on the fact that beating... READ MORE

Janet Jackson might have had a little work done

May 25, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

I don’t know who’s been doing plastic surgery on Janet Jackson, but it sure as hell isn’t any doctor. Her nose is a completely separate shade from the rest of her. One eye opens wider than the other. Her... READ MORE

the Emmys, as always, were a baffling mess

August 30, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The Hollywood Reporter says the ratings for last nights Emmy Awards were just slightly higher than last year (a 10.0 in 2009, a 10.1 for 2010) which proves that people will watch anything because that show never makes any... READ MORE

like it or not, janet jackson is in a bikini.

July 20, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At first I couldn’t figure out why the description said these were pictures of Janet Jackson earlier today in Porto Cervo, Italy, while the thumbnails seemed to show some kind of trained bear. But then I opened the pictures,... READ MORE



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