MOST ACTORS ARE BORDERLINE RETARDED

The French actress Marion Cotillard, who won the Academy Award for Best Actress last week for her work in something no one has or will ever see, said in an interview last year that she believes a government conspiracy was responsible for destroying the Twin Towers on 9/11 and that the American moon landing in 1969 may have been faked.  The Daily Mail says:

"I think we're lied to about a number of things," Cotillard said, singling out the 2001 attacks on the World Trade Center as an example of the US making up horror stories for political ends."We see other towers of the same kind being hit by planes. Are they burned? There was a tower, I believe it was in Spain, which burnt for 24 hours. It never collapsed. None of these towers collapsed. And there [in New York], in a few minutes, the whole thing collapsed."She added that the towers, planned in the early Sixties, were an outdated "money-sucker" that would have cost more to modernise than to rebuild altogether, which is why they were destroyed.She said: "It was a money-sucker because they were finished, it seems to me, by 1973, and to re-cable all that, to bring up-to-date all the technology and everything, it was a lot more expensive, that work, than destroying them."

And she said this about the moon landing:

"Did a man really walk on the Moon? I saw plenty of documentaries on it, and I really wondered. And in any case I don't believe all they tell me, that's for sure."

Conspiracy idiots are dumb, and actors are dumb, and this is what you get when you add them together.  I think a funny joke on someone this dumb would be to sneak up on them while they’re sleeping and then put a scary monster puppet on one of their hands.  Then when they wake up they’ll get real scared and run in circles trying to get away from the monster.  Maybe set up a pyramid of paint cans in one spot to see if they fall into it for added excitement.