THE SEX TAPE WAS REAL?

Almost everyone seems to think that the sex tape which made headlines last week because it reportedly showed Lindsay Lohan giving head to Callum Best was fake.  It turned out to be some some random girl going down on some random guy, proabaly me.  She just looked like Lindsay from the right angle.  And by that I mean with the back of her head bobbing up and down.  All this is apparently news to Lindsay Lohan, who, according to the Sun, went insane when news of the tape broke.

Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to GEORGE BEST’s lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet.The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calum’s phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.“I should never have f***ing trusted you."Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.The Mean Girl continued: "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"

The good news for Lindsay is that no one thinks it's her.  The even better news is that, even if it is, you can't see anything anyway, so no one is gonna watch it even if it is Lindsay.  Hell, it could be Lindsay and Angelina Jolie in the finals of the Blowjob Olympics, as long as it looks like an Atari game from 1984, no one is gonna care, regardless of how desperately they may want to.