Almost everyone seems to think that the sex tape which made headlines last week because it reportedly showed Lindsay Lohan giving head to Callum Best was fake. It turned out to be some some random girl going down on some random guy, proabaly me. She just looked like Lindsay from the right angle. And by that I mean with the back of her head bobbing up and down. All this is apparently news to Lindsay Lohan, who, according to the Sun, went insane when news of the tape broke.
Pals say that Lindsay made a series of abusive phone calls to GEORGE BEST’s lothario son after a porn-style photo, said to be of the two of them, was posted on the Internet.
The blurry clip is thought to have been filmed on Calum’s phone when they were an item last year and then forwarded on to one of his friends.
A source, who overheard the rant, said Lindsay was screaming: “I can't believe you would ever f***ing do this to me, I should have listened to everyone.
“I should never have f***ing trusted you."
Lindsay screeched down the blower for so long that she had to leave another voicemail to finish her abusive tirade.
The Mean Girl continued: "It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how f***ing could you?"
The good news for Lindsay is that no one thinks it's her. The even better news is that, even if it is, you can't see anything anyway, so no one is gonna watch it even if it is Lindsay. Hell, it could be Lindsay and Angelina Jolie in the finals of the Blowjob Olympics, as long as it looks like an Atari game from 1984, no one is gonna care, regardless of how desperately they may want to.
FIST!
Lohan = money
I'd hit it.
Ahhh Lindsay… Great footjobs.
Wow, you know you're a slut when you see a blurry photo on the internet of someone giving head and just assume it must be you.
That wasnt the Lindsay we all know and love! I knew it! c'mon guys remember Herbie Fully Loa….i dont give a SHIT! if it wasnt her, it will be one day(with me in it, i might add)! And if it was she should stick to it coz shes the worst actress ever since Pamala Anderson…maybe Lindsay just has the formula backwards…
Thats hilarious- no one thought it was her or gave it another thought until she flipped out about it.
The real Lindsey and Gollum Best sex photo. (Do inquiring minds Really want to know?)
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b286/sakerthegreat/gollum.gif
"How could you! Oh, I'm so mad…wait, they all think it's fake? Yes, of course it's fake, I'd never do anything like that, how could people even think such a thing, heh heh. Whew, I think I recovered from that faux pas nicely."
I thought it was a lion eating a cantaloupe. Now I'm not so sure.
probaly
So wait, she can't can't even tell it isn't her in the video?
- Why can't we "save" photos here anymore?
That's a good pic. Who has a link, please? It didn't come up on google.
Why is Lindsay so upset? Blowing some dickwad may be the only way we get to see her act.
Where are the lesbian sex tapes from these stars?
by her reaction, we know one thing, she gives head…….whore
Come on, LiLo gives head because she's saving herself for marriage. She wants to be able to give her husband…the greatest…gift…of all…snicker…snort…giggle
Ha ha, sorry, I couldn't type that with a straight face.
Instruments Lindsay can really play:
Doc: rusty trombone
tango: banjob
How about the lyre? ;) Well, she tries, at least.