Tom Cruise sings and dances. I had some other intro written for this but who the fuck cares. This video shows Tom Cruise singing and dancing at his scientology birthday party. Top that. Gawker - who has done an unbelievable job with this stuff - says:
Andrew Morton wrote in his best-selling biography of Tom Cruise that the Hollywood star was prominent in the hierarchy of the Church of Scientology. Of all of the author's claims, it was (that) one that most enraged the sect: "Insinuations that Mr. Cruise is second-in-command of the Church are not only false, they are ludicrous," the Scientologists maintained. "He is neither 2nd or 100th. Mr. Cruise is a Scientology parishioner and holds no official or unofficial position in the Church hierarchy. Claims to the contrary are offensive to both Mr. Cruise and the Church." But if Cruise was merely a humble parishioner, why in Xenu's name did the sect spend six figures to celebrate his birthday? In a video obtained by Gawker, watch Scientology chief David Miscavige lead the sect's most famous follower into an extravagant celebration of the Hollywood star on Scientology cruise ship, Freewinds.
This religion really knows how to bring it. Look at Tom Cruise go. The Pope just got pawned so bad. Where's your god now? Not singing and dancing on his very own cruise ship, I'll tell you that.
He is a jolly little man; I'll give him that.
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, CRUISE ship. Okay, I get it now.
Wait, WHAT?
MIGHT BE?
Who are you kiddin'. He's gone, man….gone!
six-figures? Is one of those figures a question mark?
Looks like they held it during the day-shift at a strip club and hired some music teacher from a high school.
Total Bill: 87$
"best birthday ever" because katie wasn't there. look like his partner for the nite was the hunk in the white t shirt. rawrrrrrrrr
pawned? pwned? r-tard??
The wanker in white T-Shirt, I don't like his attitude.
I wasn't there and I don't understand his reality.
Its Pwned, not Pawned.
I'll just see myself out, if you have a rope I could borrow and a tree out back that would be most convenient.
i thought gay dudes were better dancers than that.
love the double pistols!
That clip was like a Hollywood interpretation of life in a Romanian orphanage.
What was not later video taped was his secret trip to The Man Cave, a male strip club.
I can't see this cause I am @ work, but I am sure it's HIGHLY entertaining. This guy is a raving fuckin' lunatic … and I can't wait to go home to see just how insane he has gotten. It's that stupid fuckin' "religion" of his, and I use that term loosely ….
It made me feel warm & fuzzy inside. Hmmm… So that's what it feels like when a part of you dies?
I would be pretty enthusiastic about a people who constantly worshiped me by giving me awards and cruises and shit. Can you blame him?
I dance like that when I'm at the store and my nutsack sticks to my inner thigh and I need to move it without using my hands.
You guys are being so glib.When the aliens return and rescue those with high thetan levels leaving the rest of you to be brainwashed by the drug companies, you'll be sorry.
xenu wept
I get really uncomfortable when i see any man thats not in goaltender pads get up that quickly from a jump-splits.
get a ball, tommy.
You know it is true, his boyfriend is really cute- That guy in the tight white t-shirt next to him, I wish them the best.