The Sun says that Katie Price modeled her new lingerie collection yesterday with 6 members of her fan club, but then they don’t say which one is Katie. I guess we’ll never know for sure. But if you’d like to learn more about lingerie that may or may not have been modeled by Jordan but was very very definitely on a stage held up by steel and optimism/prayer, and that has the sexy power to change you from a monster to a monster in its underwear, you should check out their article.
UPDATE - by popular demand, UHQs of the banner pic here and here and here. And I changed the last pic. It's surprising how different she looks up close.
Jesus Jumping Christ, check out the bra size on the second to last!!!!!
She looks fake and her stomach looks weird. I guess she's hot if you like vain, high maintenance women who will look like crack whores by the time they're 40.
Which one is Katie? I would assume the attractive one, but I can't figure out which one that is–all I see are 6 fatties and one Real Doll.
The bookend girls look so uncomfortable.
Katie Price… WAY too fucking skinny. Look at those stick legs. That's horribly unattractive.
~Jack
I count roughly 3 hotties, 2 that aren't bad, and 2 that are going home with eating disorders.
Hahahah I like how the last picture of just her hot torso enlarged is just fatness. I laughed.
Doesn't the letter "A" usually get branded on? She just has to wear a necklace? God, famous people are always getting special treatment.
If you click on the last pic (Katie Price's belly close-up), you get a shot of the far right fattie in all her glory and stretchmarks. Nice one!
Can I have the two on the ends! BOINGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!! FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP!!!
The blonde and redhead aren't bad. I'd throw it their way.
Oh PS, does anyone think Katie's boobs look uncomfortably weird in those bras? Its like, too much material. Or maybe thats b/c they're the size of watermelons but still, try and stuff a watermelon in a bra, thats a lot of material
Maybe yes no yes yes no AAAAAAIIIGH
I just spent 15 minutes trying to work through a joke that referenced the cleaning of one's plate because there are starving children in China, incorporated the using of ALL the cloth on the table, fat people and bronzer/skin cancer, but failed.
I'm a failure.
I'll need a BAG of Flower…
Brend0n, do you have a HQ of the banner pic? (seriously)
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Don't fucking judge me, you fucks!
i have a nice leather couch in my basement that looks a lot like Katie
The second one from the left is ok. That last one on the right…in pink. I think I may be in love…or I just had a stroke. One or the other.
Three words to the ones on the ends: Photo Shop.
Oh wait, that's two. Don't worry I'm one of the beautiful ones. We don't have to think good. I believe that U.S. Americans….
P.S. The third one from the left isn't too bad. I'd take her over Uggs Price anyday.
The last picture on the bottom row is sooooooooo hawt.
Girl on the far right…yea, I'd hit it.