Are Reality Show Attention Whores Worse Than Neo-Nazis?

August 15, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The classic ethical dilemma where you have to steer the train left and take out disturbing silicone injected social media attention whores or guide the train right and decapitate some JuCo guy named Dylan who loves Hitler t-shirts. The seven-ten split is never an option. This world isn’t that just.


Xenia Van Der Woodsen Gives You Wood and Shit Around the Web

August 4, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments


Kim v Kylie: Who wore it better, nude cast members of American Horror Story, and more!


Katie Price Committed to Natural Look

April 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bruce Jenner cries when he sees Katie Price because she was the woman in the picture he handed the doctor before going under with the words, “Make me look like her.” They got pretty close.


Katie Price Sanitized For Your Protection

December 3, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

That either says Fierce or Farce, the new fragrance in the Kissable line of perfumes from prodigious author, Katie Price. I can understand why people want to smell like people they deem highly accomplished. Becoming as educated, working as hard, and being just as smart and ambitious is more likely to make you true equals, […]


Katie Price Is Authorial

October 22, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Nothing quite says I’m a noted author like tossing out your big fake tits like they’re the daily catch at the fish market. Who wants some tits? Get your tits here? Hey, you read my new book? Hemingway never pulled that shit. Then again, Hemingway only had sagging man boobs, not the trumpet sections Katie […]


Katie Price Launches Her Latest Autobiography

October 23, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It’s unclear who is waiting to purchase the latest autobiography of British fame hussy Katie Price. She’s published a half-dozen tomes of personal tales prior to this new one. They all seem to share a common theme: my life as a tabloid whore has been so crazy! For those not familiar, Katie Price is Kim […]


Katie Price Dressed As A Sideways Vagina

July 4, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katie Price is a jack-of-all-trades, as she’s a singer, author, actress and, most importantly, a woman with extremely large fake breasts. But like most celebrities without much actual talent, she also has her own fragrances, including “Stunning” and “Besotted”, because who wouldn’t want to smell like a woman who got famous by posing nude? Katie […]


Katie Price Is a Bangable Pink Furry

March 27, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Katie Price dressed up as a pony for the launch of her KP Equestrian wear. I guess the product name Attention Whore Katie Price Crappy Horse Clothes didn’t make it out of consumer testing. Either way, I don’t know how Katie dressing up like a retarded pink filly will help sell her regal sports clothes. […]


British Girl Gets New DD’s from British Government (VIDEO)

March 26, 2013 | bikini | editor| 0 Comments

Would you be OK with your tax dollars going to provide big beautiful fake breasts to members of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? Yes? Then you should move to jolly ‘ol England! It all started when a chick named Josie Cunningham decided that she couldn’t live with her tiny tits anymore. She wants to be […]