Sometimes some idiot on TV (probably Oprah) will ask some retard on TV (probably Jennifer Aniston) , "if you could have a dinner party and invite anyone in the world who would it be", and then the retard will come up with some inane list like Martin Luther King and Miley Cyrus. Well this sounds like that, except with this you were way way more likely to hear "Zionist conspiracy" followed by "do what now?" Us magazine says…
Britney Spears dined with Mel Gibson Saturday.
The singer and the Braveheart actor had a business meeting at Romanov Russian Restaurant & Lounge in Studio City, California.
Surely, Spears and Gibson had plenty to talk aboout: The two used to be neighbors in Malibu, California!
Us never says why they had dinner, but the last thing Britney probabaly wanted to talk about was that they used to be neighbors in Malibu. At the time it was widely reported that Gibson moved out of that neighborhood and into the canyons specifically because Britney moved in. When someone would leave the beach in Malibu to live with Bigfoot and rattlesnakes and scorched earth that feels like you’re a mile from the sun, just to get away from you specifically, it would be no small challenge to spin that in your favor.
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He didn't move because of her; there are no Jews in the Canyons, and Big Foot is a converted Catholic
Nice to see that Britney actually dressed for dinner – she was wearing underwear.
Mel converted to Scientology and now loves all mankind (Especially the weak minded with over $100 million net worth)
Shouldn't this have Jennifer Aniston tag?
Simple – he wants to see the sugartits, and she thought he said he hates SHOES and thus reminds her of home.
Too bad she's not still into Kabbalah
If it is hypocritical for a Jew to drive a Mercedes, then is Mel showing support for the Nazis by driving a Mercedes? Way to be a team player Mel.
"Freedom!"
Did he hit hit over the head with a big mallet? No. Who cares.
I once saw a video of Mel Gibson smearing feces on a wall, sitting in a diaper and chasing some kids on a bus. He is clearly crazy and so is Shitney. Birds of a feather, birds of a feather
Al,
"smeating feces on a wall?" They have more in common than anyone suspected.
Maybe she just needed to borrow his Waffen SS Uniform..
Mel drives a nice car. He seems like a really cool guy to drink with — i bet he has some great stories that I could never relate to.
Twenty bucks says that by next week, she'll be trading in that Kabbalah bracelet for rosary beads and professing to be a staunch Catholic.
I'll drink to that…
Maybe he wants her to star in his next religious movie–"Mary Magdalene, whore of Jerusalem".
Ass Tagger – Ray Babbitt is looking up your ass.
"Ding dang… the Holocaust totally didn't happen, y'all."
Is this for Ashton's show? Although I can't see either one doing it, but there are crazier things happening out there.
For some reason this made me think of the P-Diddy/Bjork phone call cartoon.