Kim Kardashian generally looks exactly like a goat, but she has this shadowy and tiny picture on her website, perhaps taken with a 1950s spy pen, and in this one picture this one time, she actually looks pretty good. Here’s how it works: the number 1 body for a girl is skinny with big tits. That’s number 1 by a mile, and any guy who questions this is unquestionably queer. But girls can also look hot if they’re really little with no chest, like Milla Jovovich or Rachel Bilson, or curvy with big tits, like Sofia Vergara or Kim here (sometimes). The worst draw you can get if you’re a girl is a big giant ass and no tits. I'm not even sure how that happens. I assume God hates you. He basically made you a taller, somewhat smarter monkey.
she has Cleavage toe!
Yea, keep on telling us how ugly this chick is, h8r.
Ride Lo
She does look good.
Where was that taken?
In a station interrogation room, just before she drops to her knees and blows someone?
Mmmm goatjob…gluck, gluck, gluck, bbbbaaaaaa….
I would give her the extra creme rinse, yes.
I’d have hit it before. This is just gravy.
She has a website? I didn't realize she could read.
Unless you're maybe Tom Brady or Leonardo diCaprio (current and former fuckers of supermodel Gisele B,) you bet your ass you'd hit it. Don't lie - unless you're gay NTTAWWT…..
I'm bangin' her right now! (Kind of…)
If you don't like girls with big asses and small tits, then you definitely don't ever want to visit Brazil.
Or Cuba.
What Ass Tagger said. Small tits on a chick make the ass look bigger, and I’m all about the ass. The ass is where it’s at.
The downside to big tits is eventually they sag, and I’m not too crazy about deflated tits, mawmean?
or Peru
I did her already.
Boobs.
I'll be honest. I'd definitely like to throw one in Kim K, but what I hate about her is that she's famous for doing absolutely nothing except leeching off of other attention whores and shopping.
That's why I don't like her. I'm sure she'd ride me until my eyes rolled into the back of my head, but that's really not the point.
The best head I ever got in my life was from a South African girl with the big ass/small tits combination. The second-best was from a Canadian girl with the same characteristics. So maybe they work extra-hard to make up for their shortcomings.
holy shit. have you all seen the comments on her website? imagine going on your myspace and asking if you were cute and like a thousand people commented calling you a whore, a stupid bitch, a goat, and just plain ugly with a huge ass. this cunt might kill herself.
No, any attention is good attention. Ask her pal Paris Hilton.
"They love me!"
"Actually, Paris/Kim, they are screaming for you to kill yourself."
"But they're saying my name!"
I don't want to marry KimKar, LiLo, or Paris. But I would get all jiggy wit' them.
I've long held to the belief that chicks with small tits are more inclined to do anal for that exact reason. They think they have to make up for the fact that they don't have tits.
hey JHC
did you ever think they are just positioning themselves for a virgin birth?