04.07.2008 MILEY CYRUS AT “IDOL GIVES BACK”

Miley Cyrus was just one of many stars at the American Idol "Idol Gives Back" concert last night, although her popularity is baffling considering fellow Disney star Selena Gomez is superior terrifying jailbait in every way, very much like how a pig on roller skates is superior to a normal pig in every way.


(46) Comments

  1. LoRider 04/07/2008 05:54

    Great - now this is a kiddie porn site.  Have a great week in jail!

    Ride Lo

  2. Doctress Leisa 04/07/2008 05:55

    Underaged hotties! I predict this thread will be drenched with cum and guilt.

  3. LoRider 04/07/2008 05:56

    You have to get the feeling that somewhere Billy Ray Cyrus is laughing his ass off.  He had one hit that made him an industry joke and was universally written off and now his daughter is the most popular teen on the planet.  Either way, Billy just keeps getting paid.  I'd run him for president because he's definitely living under a lucky star.

    Even his hair says "My folks are cousins"

    Ride Lo

  4. pepper 04/07/2008 06:00

    I want my guilt back!

     

  5. pepper 04/07/2008 06:03

    I thought this site was going to be fixed?

       I'm stuck in a black hole!
     

  6. FuzzyLumpkin 04/07/2008 06:08

    Whenever I hear Mileys whiskey and cigarette voice speak, I feel like blowing my horn and yelling "Ricola!" 

  7. ham sandwich 04/07/2008 06:15

    I could care less, but I doubt it. 

  8. smithdk4 04/07/2008 06:29

    With Miley you don't know which countdown clock will reach all zeroes quicker: the turning 18 clock or the Britney-sized meltdown clock.

     As to the comments: Dude, they're both 15. That's just wrong.

  9. pepper 04/07/2008 06:33

       Great - now this is a kiddie porn site

     

      Did I miss the photos?
     

  10. Observer 04/07/2008 06:35

    I've been beating off to the "Wizards Of Waverly Place" for weeks.

    …little Selena's Wizard Sleeves are as taut and flexible as the floor of a Moon Bounce.

  11. lgcjoker 04/07/2008 06:40

    LoRider, I'll do you one better. BRC actually has a song in the top ten of country music countdowns right now. I caught my wife watching CMT the other day and that fucker was on there singing and well, long story short, I shoulda killed her for it but I've gone soft in my old age.

  12. Babar 04/07/2008 06:42

    In my head I just had a menage-a-25 to life.

  13. Observer 04/07/2008 06:42

    Billy Ray Cyrus is no Adam Ant.

     

    True Story.

  14. Lightdragon 04/07/2008 06:50

    Sorry Miley and Serena: I gave my sperm to Teri Hatcher.

  15. Lightdragon 04/07/2008 06:51

    I also gave sperm to the Snorg Tees girls.

  16. mr.bunny rancher 04/07/2008 06:52

    does her f-ing shirt say that?  come on.  thats not even right.  where are her parents?  shouldent someone stop the madness?  next it'll be a t-shirt that sez "I blow hot guys"  with a picture of a cealing fan.

     

  17. Skinflint 04/07/2008 06:53

    It's too bad that Hannah Montana is going to turn into Cameron Manheim in a few short years.

     Enjoy those teenage years tootsie!

  18. Juan 04/07/2008 06:59

    Neither one of these girls can hold a candle to Amanda Bynes.  Or Ashley Tisdale. Or Brenda Song.

    Not that I watch any of those shows with naughty thoughts on mind.

    I'm just saying. 

  19. Juan 04/07/2008 06:59

    Oh, I wish "Sweet Valley High" was still on TV.

  20. frankXchange 04/07/2008 07:53

    Either they're getting younger, or I'm loosing my edge, because my urge to put helmets on them and play squash against the headboards is given way to my urge to feed them milk and cookies and tell them a bedtime story.  And not the special milk either, or my special bedtime stories with the hand puppets.

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