
Miley Cyrus was just one of many stars at the American Idol "Idol Gives Back" concert last night, although her popularity is baffling considering fellow Disney star Selena Gomez is superior terrifying jailbait in every way, very much like how a pig on roller skates is superior to a normal pig in every way.

















Great - now this is a kiddie porn site. Have a great week in jail!
Ride Lo
Underaged hotties! I predict this thread will be drenched with cum and guilt.
You have to get the feeling that somewhere Billy Ray Cyrus is laughing his ass off. He had one hit that made him an industry joke and was universally written off and now his daughter is the most popular teen on the planet. Either way, Billy just keeps getting paid. I'd run him for president because he's definitely living under a lucky star.
Even his hair says "My folks are cousins"
Ride Lo
I want my guilt back!
I thought this site was going to be fixed?
I'm stuck in a black hole!
Whenever I hear Mileys whiskey and cigarette voice speak, I feel like blowing my horn and yelling "Ricola!"
I could care less, but I doubt it.
With Miley you don't know which countdown clock will reach all zeroes quicker: the turning 18 clock or the Britney-sized meltdown clock.
As to the comments: Dude, they're both 15. That's just wrong.
Great - now this is a kiddie porn site
Did I miss the photos?
I've been beating off to the "Wizards Of Waverly Place" for weeks.
…little Selena's Wizard Sleeves are as taut and flexible as the floor of a Moon Bounce.
LoRider, I'll do you one better. BRC actually has a song in the top ten of country music countdowns right now. I caught my wife watching CMT the other day and that fucker was on there singing and well, long story short, I shoulda killed her for it but I've gone soft in my old age.
In my head I just had a menage-a-25 to life.
Billy Ray Cyrus is no Adam Ant.
True Story.
Sorry Miley and Serena: I gave my sperm to Teri Hatcher.
I also gave sperm to the Snorg Tees girls.
does her f-ing shirt say that? come on. thats not even right. where are her parents? shouldent someone stop the madness? next it'll be a t-shirt that sez "I blow hot guys" with a picture of a cealing fan.
It's too bad that Hannah Montana is going to turn into Cameron Manheim in a few short years.
Enjoy those teenage years tootsie!
Neither one of these girls can hold a candle to Amanda Bynes. Or Ashley Tisdale. Or Brenda Song.
Not that I watch any of those shows with naughty thoughts on mind.
I'm just saying.
Oh, I wish "Sweet Valley High" was still on TV.
Either they're getting younger, or I'm loosing my edge, because my urge to put helmets on them and play squash against the headboards is given way to my urge to feed them milk and cookies and tell them a bedtime story. And not the special milk either, or my special bedtime stories with the hand puppets.