April 25, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Wesley Snips is so screwed – Wesley Snipes will spend the next three years in jail after a Florida judge gave him the maximum sentence possible for evading federal income taxes from 1999 to 2001.  This was even after the judge referred to the case as a misdemeanor, saying, "In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors."  Snipes fucked up.  He should have done this stuff in California.  Cops there don’t do shit.  A movie star could dump anthrax into the water supply and, at worst, the courts would make him eat a really spicy pepper or something.

Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah – For the first time since his now very famous couch-jumping-up-and-down incident. Tom Cruise will appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show.  People magazine says…

The show, which will appear in two parts during May sweeps, will celebrate Cruise’s career since his breakout role 25 years ago in Risky Business.  One part will be shot in-studio before a live audience. In the other, Cruise will show Winfrey around his Telluride mountain retreat and do a portion of the interview at the home.

To learn more about Toms long career, check out this months copy of Crazy Ass Lunatic magazine.

Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan – The Hollywood Reporter says that Jimmy Fallon has signed a deal to replace Conan O Brien as host of Late Night after Conan becomes host of the Tonight Show next year.  Will Fallon smirk smugly at the camera and crack up at his own jokes like he did on Weekend Update.  Golly, I sure hope so.  That was so charming

Jennifer Tilly is ageless -Jennifer Tilly walked the red carpet last night at the palms in Vegas for the premier of the movie "Deal".  Which is only noteworthy because, in September, she turns 50.  50.  This bitch is 50 years old, yet still looks less run down than Lindsay or Britney or fifty dozen other Hollywood fuck ups you could name.  I think she might be the devil.

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