Wesley Snips is so screwed - Wesley Snipes will spend the next three years in jail after a Florida judge gave him the maximum sentence possible for evading federal income taxes from 1999 to 2001. This was even after the judge referred to the case as a misdemeanor, saying, "In my mind these are serious crimes, albeit misdemeanors." Snipes fucked up. He should have done this stuff in California. Cops there don’t do shit. A movie star could dump anthrax into the water supply and, at worst, the courts would make him eat a really spicy pepper or something.
Tom Cruise is going back on Oprah - For the first time since his now very famous couch-jumping-up-and-down incident. Tom Cruise will appear on the Oprah Winfrey Show. People magazine says…
The show, which will appear in two parts during May sweeps, will celebrate Cruise’s career since his breakout role 25 years ago in Risky Business. One part will be shot in-studio before a live audience. In the other, Cruise will show Winfrey around his Telluride mountain retreat and do a portion of the interview at the home.
To learn more about Toms long career, check out this months copy of Crazy Ass Lunatic magazine.
Jimmy Fallon to replace Conan - The Hollywood Reporter says that Jimmy Fallon has signed a deal to replace Conan O Brien as host of Late Night after Conan becomes host of the Tonight Show next year. Will Fallon smirk smugly at the camera and crack up at his own jokes like he did on Weekend Update. Golly, I sure hope so. That was so charming
Jennifer Tilly is ageless -Jennifer Tilly walked the red carpet last night at the palms in Vegas for the premier of the movie "Deal". Which is only noteworthy because, in September, she turns 50. 50. This bitch is 50 years old, yet still looks less run down than Lindsay or Britney or fifty dozen other Hollywood fuck ups you could name. I think she might be the devil.
So very fine.
I love Jennifer Tilly. She was physical perfection in Let it Ride. That is all…
Okay, let's tackle these one at a time:
Well, I think that covers everything. Oh, and NO SHOW TODAY: UCLAradio is doing an all day tribute to Ella Fitzgerald, so regular broadcasting is suspended.
Always bet on black! Except for all accounting related issues. And, in addition, Jennifer Tilly is boner-rific.
Did a chick crop that picture of Tilly? Any dude would have left about a foot more of her at the bottom of the frame…
I must confess I jack off to J. Tilly often… :(
50? She has great skin for 50.
Pig i belive they were going for the face shot to show her age, that way it would mesh with the story.
Blade will break out of prison once Whistler sneaks his syrum in with a chocolate cake.
Tilly looks good, but her voice makes me want to jam a knife in my pee hole and twist.
Tilly's a babe. And she's got that cute voice. Anyone ever seen that movie, "The Wrong Guy"? Hilarious.
I like a good cock as much as the next hetero woman, but I must admit the quickest way to get me to hump your leg is to make me watch Jennifer and Gina Gershon getting it on in Bound.
Ironically, Snipes chose to fuck up in Florida because of his allergies to hot peppers. It would've been a death sentence for him.
JIMMY FALLON? His target audience isn't allowed to stay up that late!
Jimmy Fallon is a no talent, self appreciating ass clown…That horse fart of a movie TAXI was an accurate display of his talent…will be replaced after 18 months
Fallon is a fucking tool. The only person who thinks he is funny is himself.
Sweet now I can go to bed earlier
Anyone who laughs at their own jokes that much can't really be that funny.
Jimmy Fallon is so not funny!
He lives one block away from my shop. We see him every fucking day. The man looks homeless. Far from tha, he keeps purchasing apartments all around Gramercy Park.
The name to his show should be. Me Myself and I
pepper–next time you see him, can you kick him full on in the nuts, then say, "Love, Everyone in America"?
Things Wesley Snipes learned from this:
1) Never hire a CPA Firm named Dewey, Cheatem and Howe.
2) Never used the Diary of Leona Helmsley as your tax guide
3) Never use the phrase " Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better." in your closing defense statement
Do you think Jennifer Tilly posts Casual Encounter notes on Craigslist? I'm sure she does 'cause it says the woman who posted it is 50 years old. I'm so stoked!!!