Metro UK says that Jennifaa Yopez has asked Tom Cruise to be the godfather to her newborn twins, further fueling rumors that she herself is a closet scientologist despite her repeated public denials.
However not everyone is happy about the diva's decision, namely her husband Marc Anthony, a devote Catholic, who is said to be concerned about Cruise's mysterious religious beliefs, it was reported.
An insider claims despite Anthony's opposition Cruise is over, saying: 'Tom is delighted. Marc wasn't sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids' godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic.'
They also say Cruise is planning a quarter million dollar party to welcome this kids to the world. And if there's anything better for a baby than an extravagant party thrown by people whose religion is based on intergalactic UFO wars, I haven't heard of it. The party can have smoke and laser light shows and a silver space ship come down and open up and then have a guy with a lizard head and silver jumpsuit with a big red X across his chest stand over the babies and welcome them to earth. Top experts agreee, babies should be made to feel like they're about to die. Because when (if) they don't, it gives them a nice lucky feeling.
He's going to eat the baby, isn't he? Just kill him now.
Wow! Katie Holmes is starting to smile just like her crazy husband.
I guess its true that crazy Scientologists start to look like one another after a while.
(PS - That was the final nail in the coffin of my "Dawson's Creek" erection. So sad)
maybe she means godfather in the mafia sense
Where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
Maybe these 2 couples can bump uglies and reproduce more of these things.
The world can never have enough fucking jokes.
doc,
you'd need more than one suicide bomber. Scientologists only die when given large doses of Paxil.
Shouldn't they all be standing on milk crates to offset the freakish height difference? I bet she knows how Andre felt…
Tom's just happy because someone found a guy who's even shorter than he.
Sweet Jesus! Tom Cruise is already raising his army of the undead!
How can a man who doesn't believe in God be a GODfather?
Ha ha, the joke will be on Jennifer when the water in the baptismal font starts to boil in Tom's presence.
"..a nice, lucky feeling" HA!
If only they were smiling about the grendade at their feet.
Mark Anthony is one creepy looking dude…
He may be an alien himself.
I say Skeletor is on Heroin….
Can we have some more D-list nudity? 'Cause this shit is just lame.
I say Skeletor is on Heroin….
Actually he looks like one of those 19th century dudes with terminal Tuberculosis
Comparing this story to the one a couple down about Madonna, men are looking like real pussies on today's WWTDD.
Marc and Guy need to find their nutsacs and use them slap their crazy bitch wives. C'mon guys, you'll be just like real heroes, saving babies from aliens and hosebeasts!
Nutsacs… [b]FOR JUSTICE[/b]
Editted to add: Fuck you HTML.
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