04.14.2008 WHAT IN THE HELL

Miley Cyrus and her emotionally stunted 21-year-old best friend Mandy Something have done an elaborate remake of the Madonna/Justin Timberlake video for "4 Minutes". This isn't some kid with a camera, it's got backup dancers and choreography and everything.  This bitch is like 12, in other countries she'd be making shoes for 10 cents a week.  Fantastic.  That whole friendship is weird.  I guess Mandy wants to be a singer too.  This isn't really related but one time at a party I had a girl tell me she was a magician and I said, well how about you make my cock disappear.  It turns out she said she was a "musician", not "magician", but my offer still stands, baby. 

(42) Comments

  1. DB's Treasure 04/14/2008 08:14

    America….I present…..the future of this country

  2. lgcjoker 04/14/2008 08:17

    I believe that children are our future. Punch them in the cunt and tell them to shut the fuck up.

  3. Woodman 04/14/2008 08:18

    A big thumbs DOWN on this.

     

    Oh, and Miley is ugly. There. I said it. 

  4. ham sandwich 04/14/2008 08:26

    I wish I could hang around a talented kid and mooch off them and not go to jail for it.

  5. ham sandwich 04/14/2008 08:27

    I wish I could hang around a talented rich kid and mooch off them and not go to jail for it.Fixed.  Sorry about that. It's monday and my head just isn't in the game.

  6. Doctress Leisa 04/14/2008 08:28

    It's only April and already I have had my fill of Miley stories for the year.

  7. Holodigm 04/14/2008 08:35

    on the plus side, she's acting like a dumb 15 year old girl instead of trying to be like Paris.

    on the negative side, we're watching videos of dumb 15 year old girls. 

  8. Juan 04/14/2008 08:41

    The only video I want to see of these two* would involve nakedness and shenanigans.

    *when they are both of legal age, of course!!!!  ha ha what a liar I am

     

  9. Slaappy got fingered 04/14/2008 08:45

    If anyone gets through the whole video deserves a Humanity award because you have all the patience in the world

  10. MG Admirer 04/14/2008 08:45

    yawn… can we get back to naked picture of the High School Musical gang once again please? Especially the fat one.

    (I can’t believe I typed that.)

  11. Slack Jawed2 04/14/2008 08:49

    I hit it.

  12. frankXchange 04/14/2008 08:51

    Is this some sort of sick joke; a cruel bet - I can get these assholes to watch a Miley Sirus video?  The depth of hatred in your soul is beyond measure.  Kudos.

  13. JerrysKid 04/14/2008 09:01

    it goes without saying that they two chicks are useless as fuck and should only be used for the obvious….

  14. thedudeabides 04/14/2008 09:01

    I made it through 1:24 of this video, which I am assuming is some sort of record.  I must admit I cheated though because I watched it without sound. 

  15. Jamie_from_Givensix 04/14/2008 09:02

    My only concern is that this video clocks in at a full 1:23m beyond what the title suggests.  Furthermore, I'm just not that interested in the boredom of rich bitches who've only just begun to bleed and grow hair on their twats.

  16. Juan 04/14/2008 09:07

    I for one am glad to see Miley spending some of the 18 million dollars she earns on things like this, instead of foolishly helping the homeless, feeding starving people, funding scholarships, etc.  

    Because this kind of self-indulgence means she's right on the Paris Hilton Pathway to Success in Life.

     

     

  17. GHOSTRIDER 04/14/2008 09:13

    Your never going to be a rock star……………

  18. someoneluvsu 04/14/2008 09:15

    A dedication to ACDC from Miley?  Angus and Malcolm must be so proud.

    I'm sure Bon Scott is spinnin' like a roast on a rotisserie about now.   

  19. TW 04/14/2008 09:26

    her father will keep her grounded…

  20. pepper 04/14/2008 09:37

    Does she bleed yet?

       I'll take a number and stand on line.. 

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