OK! magazine passes on a rumor today that Angelina Jolie may have already given birth to her twins, and in fact she may have done it almost a week ago. OK says…
There may be nothing more than wishful thinking to reports coming out of France this morning that Angelina Jolie, who was due to give birth to twins some time in the next three to four weeks, has indeed already delivered her fifth and sixth children.
According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic clinic in the Aix-En-Provence region of France. No further details are forthcoming at this moment.
The rumor of course is that she’s having twin girls. Which would be hot. Unless it's Siamese twins. That would be creepy. Because we're gonna have to look at these kids all the damn time. She’d be like that dragon in the Godzilla movies, one body with three heads. And she'd use her powerful gravity beams to destroy our cities. Won’t someone help us!!!
UPDATE - Entertainment Tonight just sent out an email alert saying, "A source close to Angelina Jolie confirms that Jolie has given birth to twins in France."
UPDATED UPDATE - or not, according to People. "Angelina has not given birth. She is fine, enjoying her home and her family in France," a rep for the actress says.
Wow. No one cares.
Oh she has her "twins" all right.
Twin flesh zeppelins moored to her chest.
According to rumors, the Oscar-winner gave birth on Sunday in a Catholic
clinicchurch and was unanimously acclaimed the "new Madonna" by the unwashed, superstititous villagers.Fixed.
I've seen her "twins" in several movies.
WTF happened to the supposed August due date?
I wonder if she will ever take those creepy wax lips off. You know, the candy ones???
Oh, and "supertititous" is a new word I just coined, it means "Superstitous and likes big tits."
I would like to go back in time and nail the living hell out of her in that Hackers Movie.
But since then, ehhhh! With the exvception of looking hot in the Tomb Raider series, I just don't find her all that appealing.
But of course I'd still nail her. I'm not stupid! Ha!
that kid's hand has the right idea. i would be breastfeeding until i was drinking age and then act like i had cerebral palsy to get pity nipple lickings every now and then.
What does this make, THREE babies she's passed through her vagina? You could probably go spelunking up in there by now. I'll bet her uterus has an echo.
I gotta head off to work soon, so a reminder–I'm back on the air today 2-4 pm PST at http://www.UCLAradio.com. I still have your song requests from last week, so there will be many WWTDD shoutouts :0)
I'd let her Ange-lick my ABC (Ass Ball Connection).
Doc, i went to UCLAradio.com, what link do i click on to hear your show? I saw the live stream link in the search, it said no access. If this is the correct link i will try again at 2!! I would LOVE to hear it!!
I'd hit it… but I'd ask Angelina to leave the room, because that would be awkward.
Bonniekay, did you double click your mouse. As far as the UCLAradio.com problem, I have no idea. I was just thinking of rubbing one out to Angelina and I wondered if we were in the same boat.
Paleomiz: Not really. No echo. Sorry. The uterus gets as small as before the pregnancy, even smaller after the monopause regardless if the woman gave birth or not.
I like Shiloh's hand placement. That's where mine would be if Angie had her arm cradled under my ass…
Smokers have been banned from using a wall-mounted ashtray outside a pub after it became home to a family of blue tits.
Regulars at The Cottage, in Thorpe St Andrew, near Norwich, first noticed the birds about three weeks ago.
Now chicks have hatched inside, with a pair of blue tits regularly seen flying to and from the small metal container.
http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=153152&in_page_id=2
Man, just so long as these ones don't look like Brad Pitt too.
time to tighten and tuck. Soon people will wonder why her boobs and vagina are on the backside of her body