Mel Gibson and Britney Spears took a private plane out of LA this morning to spend two days together in Costa Rica.
You could just mash your forehead into the keyboard and never come up with a more random sentence than that. ET says…
We spotted them leaving on a private plane to the Central American state early this morning. Sources tell us that Mel is taking Britney and her father JAMIE for a mini-vacation. We've learned they will be guests at Mel's home in Costa Rica. According to the terms of her custody Britney's children cannot leave the country without special approval. There is no confirmation as to whether she sought approval and we're told they are not joining her on the trip. While the pop star and the actor may appear to be an unlikely duo, they used to live in the same Malibu community and were spotted having dinner together at Studio City's Romanov restaurant in March.
What are the odds Britney even knows they’re leaving LA. Everything in LA sounds something like "Costa" or "Rica" and 90 percent of the signs are written in Spanish anyway. She probably thinks they’re in Reseda. And that "Costa Rica" is a restaurant. Home of the 5 Pound Burrito!
First, mofuckahs!
First!
The apocolypse is here…..
10 bucks says she's gonna come back with a couple poor kids she bought…
I was just in Reseda. They closed my favorite strip club. Thanks for bringing up painfull memories. Mel should be happy, not alot of jews in Costa Rica
She thought they were going to Costco.
And the Depeche Mode dude is driving her around.
Her "Personal Jesus". Hahahaha.
Psychos R' Us
Wait till he finds out she is part jew and part black!
this may be a dumb question, but if everyone finds britney annoying and disgusting, why is she paid so much attention?
How does he plan on getting in her panties with her Dad there?
I guess Costa Rica is suffering from a shortage of celebretards…
He's the assbaby's daddy. His wife's cleanliness was turning him off. Her pussy tastes jewy.
Sugartits? More like Hogtits.
I just saw Braveheaet ove the weekend. Mel wants to wear a skirt around her and show off that he has better legs than her. Pics from the prior thread are def proof of that.
And he wants to throw rocks at her and paint his face blue and hers white. That is all..
His goal is to make her a human sacrafice, but certainly is forgeting about the virgin rule in this case.
I hope she sucks costa rican dick for coke, teeths it a little, gets bludgeoned to death with a jesus candle, and has a sandwich bag box stuffed up the ass when found not breathing and/or dead.
There's one threesome I wouldn't want to witness.
20 bucks says that with Mel's help she finds Jesus…and here I thought donuts were the last temptation of Britney.
Oh and I also hope Mel has enough dick for her dad's asshole. He's probably been sodomized more than an altar boy in Buffalo.
I wish he'd taken her to Mexico and dropped her off at The Ruins.
I've been to Costa Rica, it was a lovely country. Now it is a decimated Cuntry…