It's still not entirely clear why Britney Spears headed down to Costa Rica with Mel Gibson on Friday, but she’s spent most of the weekend hanging out in bikinis on the beach with her dad and some agent named Jason Trawick (this hunk). It's also not clear if she’s pregnant or just fat. It would appear she's just fat, but who knows. This thrilling adventure is filled with romance and mystery. Just like "Fools Gold".
(picture source - splash news online)
If you ask me, she has a nice ass in some of those pics.
UGH
she's still hotter then 90% of the women i've slept with in my life and as such i would hit it. repeatedly. with toys, opiates, and young black gentleman named Clemins.
NOW she's ready for playboy
Why are we working on the little baby Jesus's day of rest. Is someone saying I need to go into the office and do nothing there on Sunday too?
I am going to follow the strategery approach of my Commander in Chief and conduct a preemptive strike:
"Fuck you! If you think she's not fat that means you're fat too! Or a chubby chaser!"
There.
Your move, terrorist.
I guess I'm a chubby chaser, cuzz I'd nail her hard and so often that after a week, she'll be back to her normal skinny self.
Edgardo: Since you dont want to be in the "Nail Britney" bandwagon, I'll take your turn too!
Must be something in the Holy Water. I'd hit that fifty times to Sunday…
I'd nail her trashy ass no problem. I bet by now though fucking her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.
I'll have you all know, that fucking a fat chick after she gave birth to two K-Fed critters is like eating homeless man's left over food.
Not even with Doctress Leisa's dick. I mean, can you imagine what that skank's breath smells like.
Ok first, yea she is a bit rotund, perhaps her body is like a rubber glove full of mud but in all honesty you know her lips taste like Quiznos. Second point, Britney Spears will die, broken and unloved the way she lived, ala Anna Nicole Smith and when her vomit and pulled pork flecked body is dredged from her bath full of melted ice cream I think we will all know that truly an angel has died.
Robopope, that was an eloquent and concise post. I think you should write obituaries for celebrities.
Kudos, sir.
Robopope, that was very beautiful.
Cheers you two.
Jason Trawick rearranged in a frivolous anagram is Raw Satin Jock… whatever the fuck that means.
Hey Maxim Magazine !! Good Call !
Is this all part of Britneys mums book on child raising? Try to fuck your kids up before they reach 22. Admittedly When Britters was in the school uniform, it was hot…Shania Twain hot. The red toe latex was a bit too much imho, but what the fuck is she now? I dont know any back up dancers who would do her now. Well, not that I make a habit of hanging around back up dancers, I just presume they have more class then that. Maybe a paparazzi might throw her a sympathy bone
As they say, you can take the girl out of the trailer park…..
aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahah….maxim…… hottest…. aaaahhahahahahaha
The ocean called it needs its whale back!