05.13.2008 BROOKE HOGAN IS RIGHT

Nick Hogan used to laugh all the time about how fast and reckless he drove, one time even bragging in Rides magazine about how he got pulled over three times in his silver Viper for driving 107, 113, and 123mph.  According to him, this was in the span of about 10 minutes in a 50mph zone.  He was well known to drag race and drift his cars, a hobby encouraged by his mom, and something he talked about on the message boards for tamparacing com under the handle "supraman111".  Then on 8.27.07, he had a few beers and drag raced a friend.  While driving 60 in a 40, Hogan lost control, jumped a medium and wrapped his car around a telephone poll, critically injuring his passenger, who is still in a vegetative state today.  Nonetheless, Brooke Hogan would like all the haters to go fuck themselves.  She wrote this on her myspace…

BS
Current mood: pissed off
Category: Life
I know most of the public thinks my brother is some rich little selfish kid, but NO ONE knows the real story and I'm really pissed that the truth didn't come out from either side. A LOT of lies were told in that trial. Believe me. And it wasn't from us. John was NEVER home. He was at our house. ALL THE TIME. that should say enough…. Im not going to be out spoken right now, but If some s*** doesn't start getting straightened out, A lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing. I know all of the truth and I have back up. I never know how twisted this world could be but I'm starting to figure it out. And I'm gonna have to jump off my high road and tackle some ppl who are taking the low road. I know you guys don't understand, but you will really really soon. Keep praying. And by the way, before you judge anybody, make sure you really know them. I promise you if you were to meet my brother he would give you the shirt off his back. He's not "NICK HOGAN." AND hes not the person he plays on tv. People are so gullible now a days…"

She took that down and then put up this…

wtvr
I have the truth on my side. And the truth will set everyone straight sooner or later. PEACE
ps: yes I took my last one off cause I know itll go around anyway. Have at it ppl."

Brooke and I agree, Nick Hogan is the real victim in all this.  If John didn’t wanna end up in a coma, why was he at their house ALL THE TIME?  With ALL THE TIME in caps.  As Brooke points out, that’s all you need to know.  It really makes you think.



(55) Comments

  1. Paparazzi Sniper 05/13/2008 09:47

    …im on top of all of you!!

  2. thedudeabides 05/13/2008 09:51

     

    I cry for Nick Hogan, but only because he is such a douche.  I pray he goes down faster than Brooke's panties around daddy.

  3. Observer 05/13/2008 09:51

    Vegatables can be good for you.

     

    Especially cucumbers and summer squash…….

     

    ….if you are a lesbian. 

  4. StinkyChalupa 05/13/2008 09:51

    the girl in that picture is at least 45.

  5. Burnsy 05/13/2008 09:52

    I wish everyone would stop lieing.

  6. Not the contents of my wallet 05/13/2008 09:54

    are you trying to say median?

  7. ososexilexi 05/13/2008 09:54

    I had to do a double take. I thought for sure that was Britney crying in court.

  8. Shea Nasty 05/13/2008 09:54

    I have a pet dog that hangs out at my house ALL THE TIME. We take high-speed drunken joyrides every weekend and you don't see him all hurt up like a little bitch.

  9. leftnutofjesus 05/13/2008 09:55

    I really wish I gave a fuck when this happened because I really don't now.

    Take the vegetable kid and the hogan family and mine all their healthy organs while you can and give them to someone who really fucking needs them.  Like a retarded midget in need of a kidney and a job as Wal-mart Greeter.

     

     

  10. RonDogg 05/13/2008 09:59

    If he's there ALL THE TIME, technically he becomes their property.

     

    I guess a life as a vegetable is a fate much better than a Slave in Hulk's Love Dungeon..

  11. djtechsys 05/13/2008 10:00

    you have to be a pretty shitty driver to lose control at 60

  12. Seej 05/13/2008 10:03

    When she jumps off her high road onto that low road let's hope she's not been taking driving tips from Nick.

    Or, alternatively, lets hope she has and that she's giving Nick a lift at the time.

  13. Seej 05/13/2008 10:04

    Because, y'know, I bet he spends ALL HIS TIME at her house.

  14. Toilet Jack 05/13/2008 10:04

    I wonder what her myspace will say once it comes out that her and her dad have been fucking since she was 12.

     

      

  15. dreamclaimer 05/13/2008 10:05

    She needs to lay off the steroids.  They're making her irritable.

  16. dreamclaimer 05/13/2008 10:09

    She lies. I bet John hasn't set foot in their house in over 9 months! Lying bitch.  You know if she doesn't start getting her shit straightened out, a lot of people are going to eat their words for lieing (sic).

  17. Murderface 05/13/2008 10:10

    "[J]umped a medium"?  Nick bunny-hopped a psychic in his car?

     

    "[W]rapped his car around a telephone poll"?  Was it Pew?  Quinnipiac?  Zogby?

     

    Fuck!  How the hell am I supposed to make fun of Brooke Man-Hands for "lieing" and not being "out spoken" and mangling her metaphors when my conduit of snark is just as badd a spellar?

     

    </F7 Nazi. >

  18. Mongro Jackson 05/13/2008 10:12

    If it makes any difference, the blonde she-man was addressing the parent's claim that they miss their son at home and how he would help around the house and whatnot.  Stupid parents, "lieing" about missing their son, when he was clearly property of the Hogans!  Sonsofbitches!

     

    Makes me wanna go out and hurt someone.

  19. Jake 05/13/2008 10:12

    Babboons can write?

  20. wiegand185 05/13/2008 10:17

    this is a true blow for hulkamaniacs everywhere… i'm so distraught i'm going to say my prayers and overdose on vitamins. 

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