Elisha Cuthbert is in Hawaii this week with her new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf, a defencemen for the Calgary Flames. He is not to be confused with Elisha's last two boyfriends; Sean Avery of the New York Rangers or Mike Komisarek of the Montreal Canadians. The Sun UK says…
The athletic pair couldn't keep their hands off each other as they splashed around in the warm waters of Hawaii.
An onlooker said: "It's not hard to see why Elisha is in big demand. She looked fabulous.
"Although she battled with her bikini top in the waves not wanting to give anything away."
I saw a gang bang porn one time where three hockey players collapsed the anus of some blond chick, in what I assume was a faithful re-creation of an Elisha Cuthbert dinner party. Except I don’t think those were real hockey player’s in the movie. Also, the girl wasn’t really a Navy SEAL, even though the box specifically said she was. That’s annoying. Bullshit like that really takes me out of the story.
treacherous update – okay so it turns out the guy may not be Dion Phaneuf, according to an email from handsome reader Luke. "Dion Phaneuf is playing in the World Hockey Championships in Halifax, Nova Scotia right now as part of Team Canada and has been a part of said team since his Calgary Flames were knocked out of the playoffs on April 22nd." What a mystery!
So then who wants to fist her?
In high school, we called them puck fucks.
fatty
as the hockey themed poster here I feel the obligation to point out: Its nice to see Phanuef getting with the ladies because I was sure that if he didnt he would have a dick in his mouth faster than you can say jack robinson
Brendo.n…..
Don't forget…..seals are WAY overrated….what with their hairy flippers and all…..
True Story.
Fuckin, eh?
Once again Sir Scrote fails to produce 1 "Toe" pic in a bikini article………..jesus ballbag, get your shit together.
Also….I believe that if I was female, I would hold my boobs all day long and only pause in this practice to twiddle my clit.
I mean really girls……how the fuck do you resist?
I heard Elisha Cuthbert was a terrible masturbator…
Ah, the oldest profession……
Another question or "observation" (fuck I crack myself up)….
Has this chick ever been in anything famous….beside her refrigderator?
As she wasn't showing much in the photos, I'll enlighten the audience with a link:
http://ddlf.hautetfort.com/images/medium_elisha_cuthbert_24_tv_serie.jpg
Observer – overlooking the hairy flippers – seals are fantastic ball handlers. What's really off-putting though is that their breath smells like
vaginafish.MG Admirer:
Wow…she looks great in that pic….what happened in the pudgy pics above?
Pic 5 is Elisha describing the size of my penis – yes sir.
Speaking of celebrity masterbators, Helen Keller discovered it when reading her own lips. Although the only letter she could spell was the big "O."
Impressive markie, I'm sure hefty trash bags with tie straps come in handy. Screw magnums.
Wow, Pheneuf is a talented hockey player (hard hitting defenceman), but he looks like frankenstein. Does this mean I too can get hot chicks?
It's called a "Puck Bunny".
i guess she likes jocks, and fucking NHL guys in their hotel rooms sure beats what she was doing back in high school , which was getting cored out by the basketball team in the back of daddy's oldsmobile.