The unthinkable hell you’re looking at above is the new “house” Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt bought over the weekend. Near Provence in the south of France, the main building has 35 bedrooms and sits on 1000 acres, an estate complete with a vineyard, lake, forest and a moat. You read that right by the way. A fucking moat. Cost: 60 million dollars. E! says…
The pre-Roman estate also boasts a swimming pool, billiards room, indoor pool, his-and-hers gyms, sauna and jacuzzi and a huge banquet hall. Magnificent cascading stone-walled terraces have been replanted with 13 different varieties of olives, and water is everywhere on the sprawling estate—20 fountains, aqueducts and a stream that runs through hidden tunnels, passes through the moat and fills the lake. Except for the ponies and goats grazing in the nearby fields, "the house is surrounded by a forest so they'll have total privacy, which is exactly what they're after," the source tells E! "No one will ever be able to get pictures of them relaxing at home, it's just impossible." The Jolie-Pitts hope to be completely moved in within the next three months, if not sooner. For the past year, Brad and Angelina had been house-hunting in the area, where residents include Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis and U2 frontman Bono.
In a related story, someone left a nearly working scooter in the ditch near my house. Look at me everyone! I’m scooting! Weeeee OH GOD THERE'S NO STEERING…
(picture source = splash news online)
wake up cuntfaces
an estate complete with a vineyard, lake, forest and a most. You read that right, by the way. A fucking moat.
No, I guess I didn't read that right.
why would you want a moat? I can see a goat….the possibilities are endless with a goat. candle light, a nice merlot, a Kenny G CD….
We have a moat at my palatial estate as well.*
*read: sewer ditch around the back of the yard.
thank you, LimeParty. While I absolutely LOVE this site, the spelling errors frustrate me from time to time. Can Todd be a better spell checker? :)
"13 different varieties of olives"
You know you've used up every other cliched sign of opulence when…
New post up, suckas!
What ever happened to their house that they bought in New Orleans that they planned to live at to help rebuild the city?
As gorgeous as that place is, I predict that Brad will go stir-crazy, even with all his toys at hand and all those kids to look after. This strikes me as an all-Angelina decision. Time will tell… Meanwhile, I'm extremely jealous!
Hey guys, I'm back. We figured out the block was on my user name, so we changed it over…BTW, Brend.on is having trouble uploading pictures to the site, so there my not be many threads today until the tech guys fix things.
So somebody snaps a few pics of Angie topless on a balcony, and she does this?
OK your highness, we get the point.
We will always know you as "The Doctress". may the name rest in peace.
If I was there, I would totally go to the hers gym and smell all the seats.
So somebody snaps a few pics of Angie topless on a balcony, and she does this?
OK your highness, we get the point.
i am like Angelina, people used to take pictues of me when i masterbated on my roof top. Now i live in the basement of a half way house.
I won 80 bucks on a penny slot this weekend. Go me.
You know one of those kids will fall in that moat. As Sharon Stone says…fucking karma.
All of Bono's neighbours have a moat, they can push him into it when he pops round to
pontificateborrow a cup of sugar.All of Bono's neighbours have a moat, they can push him into it when he pops round to
pontificateborrow a cup of sugar.Yea, but what's to keep Angelina from popping over to borrow a cup of ego?
Yeah, I can just see Anglina drinking 50 year old vintage wine on her enormous estate, turning to the butler and saying "Bring out the gimp". And the butler says "But Brad is sleeping"
"Well you're just going to have to wake him up then, won't you?"
They forgot the pussy-whipped room, the celebrity ass-kissing room, and the bondage room. Okay, in probability those are all the same room.
The statute of limitations regarding interested and enjoyable fucking of even this hot ass bitch has run.
I think Mr. Pitt has gone along with the purchase of this giant crib because he can do just about anything he wants on their new estate and never be discovered.