Last night was the New York premier of this summers hottest movie, "Sex and the City". After all this Indian Joe and Iron Man nonsense, it will be nice to finally see something based in reality. In this case, a movie where the hottest guys in New York are lining up to bang some weathered old hags. Rawr, Samantha, you sex kitten you! It’s easy to see why hot young models (this guy, to be specific) are lining up for one night in that dusty old snatch of yours. You’re soooo sexy. I know it's a sin to day dream about sweaty deviant sex with Samantha, but God should have thought have that before he made her so hot.
(picture source = splash news online)
Durst
Oh…and…POOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!
"classic beauty"= horseface/wicked witch.
Hahahahahaha. No…
That's Hilary Clinton in pics 5 -7.
"Here, take this quarter,go downtown, and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face!"
Samantha is hot. When compared to Sarah Jessica Parker. But then again, who isn't?
Where's my Rutgers ho Kristin?
That's the only one of these bitches I would even remotely look at. Thanks.
Uncle Buck in da house.
I cant beleive that millions of women idolize these crusty sluts. I always thought they were annoying and stupid.
I thought we'd see some nipple on that low-cut dress from Kim Catrall, but then I realized at her age they hang down to about her stomach, so the dress would have to be about 18 inches lower.
I rather slam a car door on my cock 600 times than go see this fucking movie.
It would probably be the more enjoyable option, Terence
Did you come from behind that rock or beneath it???????
The black haired one is doable but the other three not so much and by not so much I mean never
Am i the only girl who can't stand this pile of HORSESHIT?
If parker looks that bad with makeup can you imagine what she looks like when she wakes up in the morning before she drinks the blood of young virgins? No wonder her husband is gay! What he's not? Are you sure?
Horseshit? I think Sarah prefers the term horse toothed jackass.
Fuck it. Kristin Davis is hot enough, I'd fuck her even with SJP's cock (and I'm not referring to Matthew Broderick there).
Jake- You fucking hate these bitches. I love when you bash 'em.
Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble.