SJP Sued For Sneaky Underhanded Behavior

April 28, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker is starting to come off as those celebrities who pose with terminally ill children for publicity then call for someone to get the little shit away from them as soon as the cameras are gone. Kim... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker Still Alive, Has Four Fans To Take Shopping For $400

September 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Only a place like Manhattan could offer the sense of refinement associated with post-menopausal women owning their sexuality in colorful garbage, and no one says "I've lost touch with reality" more than New York City's most famous horse in clothes, I mean,... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker Expanding

December 13, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In case you were wondering where you might find $400 colorful shoes while in Maryland, Sarah Jessica Parker has you freshly covered. The style maven and wife to an unconvincing Mathew Broderick has been raking in cash selling her... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker Says Neigh to EpiPen

August 26, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker has cut ties with EpiPen even though they make the Epinephrine emergency injector she slams into her son's chest plate any time he even sees a TV ad for peanut butter. Also, they hired her to... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker Combing Through Trash

April 26, 2016 | celebrity | josh-j| 0 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker found a filthy discarded sink on the side of a New York City street and took it home with her. It’s something women who spend a shit ton of money on consumer goods and Bolivian natural pap... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Snorting Mad

April 5, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Sarah Jessica Parker is angry at self appointed relationship expert Sarah J. Symonds. Apparently, Symonds pointed out that Sarah Jessica’s kids don’t look like her. This is due in large part because Parker used a surrogate to produce her... READ MORE

You’re Still Not Fooling Us, Matthew Broderick

November 23, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Arriving at the red carpet of the opening of an off-Broadway play in New York City last night, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker reminded us that their 16-year marriage has made them one of Hollywood’s most beloved couples.... READ MORE

Sarah Jessica Parker, Why the Long Face?

August 27, 2013 | bikini | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

People who make jokes about Sarah Jessica Parker ought to be trotted out and put down. It’s lame. She’s a busy working mother of between two and five specially grown womb kids. Yet she still finds time to workout... READ MORE

Life Gave Sarah Jessica Parker Lemons, She Made Lemonade Tits

June 3, 2013 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There’s no point in rehashing the progression of Sarah Jessica Parker from nerdy teen band girl to what she has become today, cabullus maxiumus. But here’s the thing about this old grey mare, she ain’t what she used to... READ MORE

Carrie Bradshaw had some rough years

March 24, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

The first official image from the CW’s ‘Sex and the City’ prequel has been released, showing AnnaSophia Robb as Carrie Bradshaw in the 1980’s. That’s the same girl Sarah Jessica Parker played in the 1990’s. And they really nailed... READ MORE



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