LINDSAY IS GETTING SUED. AGAIN.

Remember two weeks ago when it came out that Lindsay Lohan stole the coat in the picture above from some stupid party?  Well today it was announced that the coats rightful owner, some 22-year-old party girl named Masha Markova, is suing Lindsay.  The New York Post says…

A Columbia University student filed a lawsuit today against an "oppressive and malicious" Lindsay Lohan for allegedly fur-napping her prized mink coat.Maria "Masha" Markova, 22, claims in a civil lawsuit filed in Manhattan Supreme Court that Lohan swiped her blond jacket "without claim of authority, privilege or right" in the early hours of Jan. 26 at 1Oak nightclub."[Lohan's] actions were intentional, oppressive and malicious and were carried out with reckless disregard for plaintiff's rights," according to the lawsuit."Plaintiff has been injured by the defendant's actions."Markova did not list a money amount sought for damages."We are seeking punitive damages, which can be substantial, especially if it turns out that the underlying facts amount to a crime, even though we're seeking a civil, not criminal remedy," said Markova's lawyer, Merrill Cohen.

Every single person in this story is a whore and I hate them.  The lawyers, Masha, Lindsay – everyone is despicable.  Choosing who to root for in this story is like choosing what color donkey do I want to kick me in the balls.