05.15.2008 LINDSAY IS SO GAY

The dyke-de-jour in Hollywood these days is Lindsay Lohan, who has been rumored to be in a gay relationship with DJ Samantha Ronson for over a year now.  Nothing has ever been made official, but the rumors heated up again when new pictures this week showed a hickey on Sams neck.  But today, for the first time, there’s a picture of them actually hugging or cuddling or whatever the hell you wanna call this while having a romantic dinner in Paris.  So is she gay?  Oh golly, I’m on pins and needles, I just have to know, it's driving me mad.  The doctor even thinks the reason I can't get an erection is because of all this stress.


(112) Comments

  1. jellybaby 05/15/2008 09:10

    gay means happy

  2. LargeMarge 05/15/2008 09:11

    First? Bitches

  3. LargeMarge 05/15/2008 09:11

    Not first!  Bitches

  4. jellybaby 05/15/2008 09:12

    What goes "oo, oo"?

  5. jellybaby 05/15/2008 09:12

    A cow with no lips!

  6. Avatar 05/15/2008 09:14

    happy in happy Pareee

  7. tangocash00001 05/15/2008 09:15

    are there any lesbos out there where one of the girls doesn't look like a ditch pig?……not counting my porn collection

  8. silverstarshoes 05/15/2008 09:15

    And if she is gay, does anybody care?

  9. PapaRod 05/15/2008 09:17

    If they were in the woods doing the sappho scissors, would anyone hear? 

  10. Doctress Leisa 05/15/2008 09:17

    Lindsay, you're supposed to go beaver hunting, not  beaver roadkill scavenging.

  11. the gun show 05/15/2008 09:18

    this chick is just in a flat spin….trying desperately to matter…maybe don't wear a bra next time…

  12. bryce 05/15/2008 09:18

    If you are going to post pics of hot lesbo action lets try and raise the bar a bit. These ones look a little worn…

  13. SquibbidyBoo 05/15/2008 09:19

    I don't really understand what is so gay about these pictures?  Samantha is a strange name for a dude though, his parents must have been bastards…

  14. Mr. Malibu 05/15/2008 09:20

    She is just young and confused soon she will realize her true calling in tijuana as a ping pong ball extruder

  15. My Penis, The Weapon 05/15/2008 09:22

    Dear magic 8-Ball, will anyone ever have sex with me?

  16. frankXchange 05/15/2008 09:26

    Have you ever noticed the other people in these sorts of photos?  The body language suggests that while

    a) it's nice that you dragged me to Paris so you can pretend you have friends,

    b) I don't know how much more of this shit I can stand.

    Personally I hope she gets her shit together, because there aren't enough light-hearted formulaic Disney comedies in the world. 

    BTW, what do you call those hats?  Just fill in the blank:  _________=gay

  17. Max 05/15/2008 09:26

    Is that Steve Guttenberg on the right?

  18. ososexilexi 05/15/2008 09:28

    Apparently, Jodi Foster heard the rumors and dumped her hag in hopes of scoring some hot down and out celebrity cunt. Do ya think Lindsay is desperate enough for cash yet to bag that old ass?  

  19. Burnsy 05/15/2008 09:29

    I wouldn't fuck Sam Ronson with Anne Heche's tongue.

  20. Paparazzi Sniper 05/15/2008 09:30

    Have you ever noticed the other people in these sorts of photos?  The body language suggests that while

    c)  I need some cocaine…..stat!!

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