LINDSAY LOHAN IS CHEAP

Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell because her time has passed and she was drunk for most of it, so now she’s down to the cliché of a clothing line.  Except she can't even do that right so all she’s doing is a line of leggings.  A casting call for models went out yesterday, and she’s either so broke or so cheap she expects them to work for free.  Monsters and Critics says…

The 'Mean Girls' star – who is often seen out wearing the tight bottoms – has organised a casting today (08.05.08) for the new collection, tentatively titled '6126', but expects the models to work for nothing when they shoot the advertising campaign tomorrow (09.05.08).In the casting notice, the organiser requests: "Diverse, multi-cultural, mixed races, an 'off beauty' is good as well as 'beautiful' – no Blondes (sic) please."The rate of the shoot was described as "trade" – the industry term for unpaid – and the notice bore the disclaimer: "Please do not send models to the casting unless they are available for shoot and call time and they agree to trade terms."

Never once has anyone ever looked at Lindsay Lohan and said, yes, I would like to dress like Lindsay Lohan, so who knows what madman thought this was a good idea.  She’s doesn’t even really dress.  She wears the same thing everyday.  It's like saying I wanna dress like Lisa Simpson or a bear.