Lindsay Lohan is broke as hell because her time has passed and she was drunk for most of it, so now she’s down to the cliché of a clothing line. Except she can't even do that right so all she’s doing is a line of leggings. A casting call for models went out yesterday, and she’s either so broke or so cheap she expects them to work for free. Monsters and Critics says…
The 'Mean Girls' star - who is often seen out wearing the tight bottoms - has organised a casting today (08.05.08) for the new collection, tentatively titled '6126', but expects the models to work for nothing when they shoot the advertising campaign tomorrow (09.05.08).
In the casting notice, the organiser requests: "Diverse, multi-cultural, mixed races, an 'off beauty' is good as well as 'beautiful' - no Blondes (sic) please."
The rate of the shoot was described as "trade" - the industry term for unpaid - and the notice bore the disclaimer: "Please do not send models to the casting unless they are available for shoot and call time and they agree to trade terms."
Never once has anyone ever looked at Lindsay Lohan and said, yes, I would like to dress like Lindsay Lohan, so who knows what madman thought this was a good idea. She’s doesn’t even really dress. She wears the same thing everyday. It's like saying I wanna dress like Lisa Simpson or a bear.
1st - I would like to undress LiLo
Firecroch leggings…. Sounds like a fantastic idea.
i will attempt to be be first!!
shit.
I am available, after my GQ shoot.
and what is wrong with dressing like a fuzzy?
The models won't show up because they are afraid they will get Crabs from the leggings!
What the hell is "off-beauty?" Who looks in the mirror and thinks that about themselves? Who says that? "Well, you don't look quite that beautiful, but your off-beautiful." Boy, that compliment really got my wife's engine running… right out of the house.
As a side note, looks like I'll be whacking it for the next few weeks until the "off-beauty" comments are covered up with ass-kissing, flowers, and more ass-kissing.
Pepper that last one of yours was brilliant
She could earn $20 by blowing me if she wants. Hey it's a start!
200$ for a pair of leggins! i'll take 5!!
200$ for a pair of leggins! i'll take 5!!
I love to wear leggings–along with giant shoulder pads and teased bangs. And my favorite band is Flock of Seagulls.
Is "off-beauty" the same as "I'm going to see an "off, off Broadway show?"
"No Blondes" because Lohan doesn't want to be compared to a pretty blonde thin model. Her stumps look ridiculous in leggings. They are meant for size 0-2 people. I haven't worn them since elementary school.
I want to dress like LiLo , where can I steal stuff!
@Doc - when Phaneuf is through in Hawaii he can stop by in his Delorean.
Doctress, Me too
Oh shit, Doctress, are you watching me?
pepper starts to take off wig, leggings, giant shoulder pads and removes Flock of Seagulls from CD player. Puts Bear suit back on.