PETE WENTZ IS AN IDIOT

By brendon May 29, 2008 @ 11:11 AM

You may find this hard to believe, because it's stupid, but the reason you’re looking at a giant bumblebee made out of legos is because that's what Pete Wentz gave Ashlee Simpson for a wedding present.  No really.  Splash News Online says…

Pete commissioned artist Nathan Sawaya to make the "Lego Bee" which measures 26ins by 47ins by 36ins and is made from about 18,000 standard Lego bricks. New York based Nathan said: "I was commissioned to create a bee. Why a bee? Because it is romantic of course. "In Hindu myth, Kama, the god of love, has a bow and arrows, and the bow string is made up of bees. In the ancient Greek world the bee symbolized the soul because they migrated in swarms. And the Roman god of love, Cupid, is often pictured with bees or being stung. "I made this bee for a boy who wanted to give his girl a special wedding gift.

I will bet you a thousand dollars that at some point Pete said, "will you BEE my wife?"  Or "Will you marry me HONEY!"  Or some other bee related pun.  Because he’s an idiot.  And idiots just live for moments like that.

wwtdd

(90) Comments

  1. djtechsys 05/29/2008 11:20

    it needs a paper plate face

  2. djtechsys 05/29/2008 11:21

    have you bitches ever seen a FIST made out of legos?

  3. Alan 05/29/2008 11:22

    Wanna see my stinger?

  4. ososexilexi 05/29/2008 11:22

    It needs Joe Simpson's dick in it's ass.

  5. djtechsys 05/29/2008 11:25

    i think the bee's code name is "Joe"… because he visited Ashlee's flower LONG before pete decided to get back in the closet and pretend to be straight

  6. Zack 05/29/2008 11:25

    Not that I particularly care, but when Ashlee dumps his sorry ass she can give him a card that says "Let's BEE friends."

  7. Jake 05/29/2008 11:25

    Did we really need to put that in writing?  I thought that was understood!

  8. MG Admirer 05/29/2008 11:25

    He should ask for his money back.   Bees are insects and thus have six legs.

     

    And those look nothing like compound eyes. 

  9. ososexilexi 05/29/2008 11:25

    Classic, DJ!

  10. scum 05/29/2008 11:25

    Hopefully like a bee Pete will die after stinging ASSlee.

  11. Jake 05/29/2008 11:26

    Bee my valentine?

  12. Jake 05/29/2008 11:26

    BeeHave?

  13. Slaappy got fingered 05/29/2008 11:27

    If you give toys to your wife as a wedding gift, your too young to get married.

     

    I gave an Ex my Star war dolls and all I got was dumped and had to pay all the rent thge rest of the year! Fuckin leases

  14. scum 05/29/2008 11:27

    Im Buzzed Honey.

  15. tangocash00001 05/29/2008 11:27

    wedding present? what the fuck is that? the only wedding present i gave my wife was a cock in her mouth.

  16. scum 05/29/2008 11:28

    Pete obviously doesnt COMB his hair.

  17. scum 05/29/2008 11:29

    This story just DRONES on.

  18. djtechsys 05/29/2008 11:29

    B(ee) said: "Because he’s an idiot.  And idiots just live for moments like that."

    and it seems that all of us are living for new posts from you… so what does this say about us, you, and this site?

    WWTDD's new nickname is the Honeycomb Hideout

  19. scum 05/29/2008 11:29

    All I gave my wife was HIVES.

  20. Jake 05/29/2008 11:29

    What's wrong – Nuttin Honey

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