05.30.2008 RED BAND TRAILERS ARE COOL

Red band trailers are cool, and so here’s one for the Cohen Brothers new movie, "Burn After Reading", starring The Guy From "Sledgehammer" and co-starring Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Tillda Swinton, Frances McDormand and John Malkovich. We should have more trailers like this. It seems like we used to have a lot. We also used to have lots of movies where divers would get their fin stuck in a giant clamshell. I swear to god when I was a kid half the movies had a scene where a diver got his fin stuck in a giant clamshell. Now it seems like none of them do. Hollywood is really losing its luster.

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  1. MANifesto 05/30/2008 08:53

    curse…

  2. Mongro Jackson 05/30/2008 08:54

    I really don't give a shit about anything but doing as little work as possible today.

  3. MANifesto 05/30/2008 08:55

    Yay for unemployment!

  4. Observer 05/30/2008 08:56

    I'd like to get my dick stuck in a clam for a few minutes.

  5. ososexilexi 05/30/2008 08:57

    Damn him and his boyish charms!!!

  6. Observer 05/30/2008 08:57

    I understand, Mongo…….

    I'm "working" from home today….as some may be able to tell from my posting excesses.

  7. ososexilexi 05/30/2008 09:02

    I saw this trailer and fell in lust all over again. Plus it looks hilarious.

  8. colonelkurtz 05/30/2008 09:10

    I'm "homing" from "work" today and I like this trailer! Send another!

  9. Buck 05/30/2008 09:10

    Great. George Clooney. Excellent. I guess the Coen Brothers didn’t realize that their movies got good again when they STOPPED using Clooney. It’s not a coincidence.

  10. DaJabroni 05/30/2008 09:13

    So..unless I am missing something (and that is NOT impossible, I admit), it is red-banded because Brad Pitt says "shit" twice? 

    Wow….

  11. djtechsys 05/30/2008 09:14

    this looks pretty decent

  12. ososexilexi 05/30/2008 09:26

    I can feel the irrepressible craving rising to break into Brad's home, put on his clothes and then take a nap in his and Angelina's bed whilst they're out in the yard vineyard with the kids.

    Fuck. I'm obsessed again. If only I could take my anti-psychotics without blimping up like Britney.

  13. Slaappy got fingered 05/30/2008 09:40

    I starting to think that Clooney and Pitt do so many movies together so they can hide the salami in each other ass. Their girlfriend/wife can not discover their actions in their trailers

  14. Smeg McMuffin 05/30/2008 09:41

    Looks great except for Clooney, I can't stand that douchebag.  If he were a hobbit, he'd be Douche Baggins.

  15. Seej 05/30/2008 09:45

    I don't get why anyone would go to all the sales-reducing bother of making an age-restricted trailer and then not throw some titties in there.  I mean, maybe not McDormand's or Swinton's, but I'm sure that chick off The Hills would flash her cans all day long for the opportunity to say on IMDB that she's worked with Pitt, Clooney and the Cohens.

  16. thedudeabides 05/30/2008 09:45

     

    Did I wander over to filmdrunk?  Cohen brothers rock, this post sucks.  Is someone covering for B this week? 

  17. Seej 05/30/2008 09:47

    Or for drugs.  Either's good.

  18. NotEvsie 05/30/2008 10:38

    Is there any hope that they will stop making trailers that tell us the whole fucking plot before we even get to the theatre?

     

  19. yohnskull22 05/30/2008 10:40

    Tilda Swinton - the ugliest wierdest bitch to ever win an academy award.

  20. ososexilexi 05/30/2008 10:46

    Plot? Are you kidding me? Who gives a shit? So long as Brad takes his shirt off and manages to look like a semblance of what he once was.

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