Last night was the world premiere of the Sex and the City movie, and it was held in London for some reason even though none of the movie or tv show took place there. The first major review is now out, from the London Times Online, and they thankfully give it 2 stars out of 5. Granted, the guy admits the movie may be more enjoyable if you don’t like jokes in your jokes, if you're a brainless lemming or if you're record breakingly queer. The Times says…
There may be a problem with a film when a narrator constantly tells you the meaning of what you have just seen, gift-wrapping each scene with a moral. There may be a problem with characters who shop with such conviction while the audience looks up from the trough of a credit crunch. There may be a problem with stretching Sex and the City into a two hour and twenty minute film - it can feel like a never ending dinner party: however pleasant the courses, after a while you can hardly eat another one. None of these problems seemed apparent to the women who sat around me in the cinema in Leicester Square, laughing and weeping in quick succession. After a while I began to reason like one of the characters: maybe the problem was me.
There is literally nothing on earth I want to do less than watch a Sex and The City movie. The only way you’d get me into that theater is if you hid pirate gold under one of the seats.
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What the fuck is that vile horse-faced twat wearing on head and why is anything she wears considered trend-setting fashion?
"There may be a problem" if you find yourself watching this movie with your wife or girlfriend……….
…..she is a dyke….and you are a homo…
Wow, it's true what they say about Horseface's keen sense of fashion and style; all the top designers have been showing collections featuring cheapo table-decoration plastic flower-arrangements as hats. Bravo, SJP, bravo! Can't wait to see how this is incorporated into the Bitten line.
good call harpa… please tell me that piece of shit was photo-shopped onto her head.
that, and the herpies one next to her looks like a re-animated zombie.
is this what women aspire to look like nowadays? good lord we are all fucked.
You mean pun after pun after pun isn't funny?
My girlfriend couldn't give a shit less and for this I'm thinking of proposing to her today.
WE WANT PRE-NUP! WE WANT PRE-NUP!
Oh and Hey B, if you put a picture of a horse up next to sarah jessica parker and make her mouth move while a "neigh" sounds comes out of my macbook, i'll show you where your girlfriend's gspot is. deal?
Unless they all get naked ,put bags on there heads , and eat each other out in massive lesbian orgy then I will not be seeing this movie.
Jake; I heard that's how they end the movie. Now you HAVE to go see it, just to be sure.
Having a penis automatically DQ's you from having any chance of enjoying this movie. I refuse to watch this shit, I don't care if she holds out on sex until I agree, I will simply masturbate.
I know I'm going out on a limb here but I bet this movie has a montage where one or more of the characters go shopping and do one or more twirls with lots of full shopping bags in their hands.
Unless they all get naked ,put bags on there heads , and eat each other out in massive lesbian orgy then I will not be seeing this movie.
What a great movie this has to be! A bunch of supporting actors getting together in ONE movie! It'll be like going to Applebees and filling up on the appetizers! I can't wait!
Wait - yes I can.
Ride Lo
You'd need more than a bag to makes SJP appealing.
Is getting a reverse boner possible? If so, I think I just got one looking at the picture above and reading Jake's post.
i am going to see it for the eye candy
Yum!
I've seen the screenshot of the Kirsten Davis blowjob…why would I need to see this movie?
Check out Cynthia's left tit.
CAN YOU SAY HACK JOB ON THE BOOB JOB?
Holy fuck…look at that scar!
Thank god the same doc didn't do my circumcision!!!
I bet the red carpet smelled like a nursing home on a hot day without air conditioning
I'd rather watch Swedish bestiality porn from the 70's than watch Sarah Jessica Parker get railed by men half her age. But if Kim CattyTails every happened upon me as I was about puke in a sexual way, well, it would so be on.
The hot one said she's not getting naked, so I'm not even looking for a second of this movie…