05.12.2008 THIS IS CREEPY

Shiloh Jolie-Pitt looks so much like her dad it's creepin me out.  I don’t need to see girl versions of famous guys.  Luckily Angelina is still insanely hot.   If Angelina got naked and then told me to put my hand in a guillotine and then chopped it off, and then the next day she got naked and told me to put my other hand in a guillotine and then chopped it off, and then the next day she got naked and told me to put my foot in a guillotine and then she chopped it off, and then the next day she got naked and told me to put my other foot in a guillotine, I would still do it just to see where she was headed with this.

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(49) Comments

  1. Johnny01 05/12/2008 09:15

    Different Strokes, 2008.

  2. HIC27 05/12/2008 09:18

    Who dresses their little kids all in black?  She looks gorgeous of course, but why do the kids look like they're going to a funeral?

  3. Penis Mightier 05/12/2008 09:19

    Shouldn't the black one be carrying the white one? Or both of them?

  4. dangles 05/12/2008 09:23

    "DDRRRUUAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRUUUGFFFFFFFFFFFFPBBBBBBBBBBBBDRRRRRRR" says Shiloh.

  5. Jake 05/12/2008 09:26

    She eats her young - when is the last time you saw madox?

  6. yohnskull22 05/12/2008 09:27

    Shiloh gets to go for a ride barefoot while the darkie has to walk.  I'm surprised that Angelina didn't make the her carry Shiloh's shoes.

  7. Mo 05/12/2008 09:28

    She reminds me of Ryder… you know, Kate Hudson's kid? How very asexual.

  8. My Penis, The Weapon 05/12/2008 09:28

    Hey Yohnskull. I missed you…in a "I had a growth all my life, but I recently found out that it was going to kill me so I went and got it removed but I still look longingly at the scar, because it had always been there…it was…my only friend" kind of way.

     So…I guess I still owe you a reach around…and a Pepsi. Right! Because what reach around is complete without a Pepsi. Like I once got one without a Pepsi…not the same. You miss it in a "I had a growth all my life, but I recently found out that it was going to kill me so I went and got it removed but I still look longingly at the scar, because it had always been there…it was…my only friend" kind of way. Wow, it's surprising how versatile that explanation is.

  9. Jake 05/12/2008 09:29

    Looks like shiloh likes boob

  10. Jake 05/12/2008 09:30

    Can you share those drugs My penis?  They seem way better than what's currently on the market

  11. valkyrie 05/12/2008 09:31

    meh.

  12. My Penis, The Weapon 05/12/2008 09:32

    Yeah, I too find the dugs on the market of a lesser quality. and as for sharing them…Fuck your children.

  13. yohnskull22 05/12/2008 09:33

    Penis - nice.  Go start your own blog.  I'll be there soon.

    And no; I'm still not gonna show you my dick.

  14. Jake 05/12/2008 09:34

    Never mind about sharing them seems like they have a roid rage side effect

  15. My Penis, The Weapon 05/12/2008 09:36

    Angelina is so…Like you know she's hot, but you also know that has been…not so much as the neighborhood bycicle as much as the town commuter train. I'm sticking with Megan Fox. She seems slutty and yet not so "tried and true", where I would be more comfortable giving her a Birmingham Booty Call…like a gentleman, without the fear of my penis rotting off before climax.

  16. Mac-Daddy 05/12/2008 09:37

    I don't like her…but I'll do her cuzz of who she is!. (Hmmm, I seem to say that a lot!)

  17. My Penis, The Weapon 05/12/2008 09:38

    You say that now Yohnskull. Where's Sexilexi…she owes me an iPod

  18. The Celebrity Impregnator 05/12/2008 09:38

    DSL - Faster to more of the world.

  19. walrus79 05/12/2008 09:40

    so jolie hot, anniston not? ok, maybe it is me.

  20. Juan 05/12/2008 09:44

    True story: Angelina's next movie will be a version of Uncle Tom's Cabin, with little Zahara as "Topsy."

    Brad will play "Uncle Tom." 

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