05.15.2008 TWINS ON AUGUST 19TH

Angelina Jolie is in Cannes this week to promote King Fu panda, and god knows why they would know but co-stars Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman told the press that Angelina was in fact expecting twins, and they are due on August 19.  People magazine says…

First, Jolie's Kung Fu Panda costar Jack Black spilled the beans and confirmed that Jolie and partner Brad Pitt are expecting twins. Now fellow costar Dustin Hoffman has revealed her due date!
The big day? Today show reporter Natalie Morales revealed on Thursday's program that Hoffman told her the babies were due Aug. 19.
The new arrivals will be the fifth and sixth children for the Jolie and Pitt. The family currently consists of Maddox, 6, Pax, 4, Zahara, 3, and Shiloh, who turns 2 this month.
"I'm very happy," said Jolie, 33, according to Today. "Unlike most women, I love being pregnant. [It makes] you feel like more like a woman than you've ever felt. You just feel like everything about your body is there for your baby."
During the on-air interview, Jolie said that she would "possibly" stay in France for the births, and that she and Pitt preferred not to disclose the sex of the babies.

The rest of the rumor of course is that Angelina is expecting twin girls.  Repeat: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt have produced twin girls.  To go along with their blond haired, blue eyed sister.   This family is basically what Hitler sees when he closes his eyes and daydreams.


(46) Comments

  1. mobywan 05/15/2008 06:22

    yes my pretty…breed….breed damn you!

  2. Vivid 05/15/2008 06:24

    only 18 more years and a few months!

  3. jen 05/15/2008 06:24

    Except for all those little brown people running around.

  4. Heckleberry 05/15/2008 06:24

    Shotgun. I call both of them.

  5. lgcjoker 05/15/2008 06:29

    You're a daisy if you do.

  6. Slaappy got fingered 05/15/2008 06:29

    I'm hoping DSL's for the twin gals

  7. djtechsys 05/15/2008 06:31

    Slaappy - i'm hoping for future sister-on-sister porn from these twins,especially if they look anything like her.

  8. ososexilexi 05/15/2008 06:35

    Damn, I was hoping for boys! Now that Brad's old and used up, we need some future hot cock to look forward to.

  9. The Fried Man 05/15/2008 06:35

    Only a matter of time before these kids are doing blow in a bathroom stall with Harlow Madden and Apple Martin, before going down on Max Aguilera Bratman. 

  10. DB's Treasure 05/15/2008 06:36

    Why is Martin Sheen carrying her handbag and luggage?

  11. interesting 05/15/2008 06:37

    There is no way she's actually pregnant.  Someone else must be popping babies for her….is it only me who notices that her arms, neck and face are as thin as they usually are?

  12. migital_warfare 05/15/2008 06:38

    i guess this is the only thing jack black can do to stay relevant

  13. DB's Treasure 05/15/2008 06:48

    "Interesting", when you have countless amounts of money and medical personnel at your leisure, you can come up with a diet and exercise program to defeat any weight gain in your extremities while pregnant. It aint rocket science.

  14. PapaRod 05/15/2008 06:49

    And make lebensraum in her fortified twat. 

  15. leftnutofjesus 05/15/2008 06:55

    When her water breaks, 3,334 insignificant people will die from a flash flood in Djibouti. 

     

  16. Slaappy got fingered 05/15/2008 06:56

    Snoooze you lose Sexi, DJ and I already called it…

     

    So sorry good luck next time

  17. Slaappy got fingered 05/15/2008 06:57

    What's up with the homo entourage in the background?

  18. ososexilexi 05/15/2008 07:00

    No one's called dibs on the adopted kids yet. Going once, going twice …

  19. Mac-Daddy 05/15/2008 07:03

    (I can't believe this has not been said yet….)

    I'd like to get a hold of her twins! and by "Twins" I mean her "Tits" and by "Hold" I mean "Use them as a bun for my C*ck as I provide her with a true Pearl Necklace!"

    That being said….I'd still take J-Anniston over her!

  20. Ballsnyc 05/15/2008 07:04

    Shes pregnant? What she couldn't find a country to steal a baby from?

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