Tori Spelling and her husband Dean McDermott had lunch at La Scala in Beverly Hills yesterday, then she led a rag tag group of rebel fighters in a daring raid of the Empires outer moon bases. She's so brave!
(picture source = splash news online)
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U-G-L-Y You ain’t got no alibi…
Admiral Ackbar. The the funniest thing I've read all week.
M-A-M-A You know how you got that way…
infidelity rhymes with insult?letme.
IT'S A TRAP!!!
I love that the tags brought up "Free Star Wars Cursors" advertising.
And no, I won't download them.
And no, I don't already have them.
Funny Shit…I want baby-killing Yogurt!
< /delurk>
WHOREY SMELLING.
Donna Martin Graduates!
Tori Spelling has downs syndrome… I thought we've been over this already?! I bet it sucks being her husband and making sure she doesnt swallow her tongue all the time… or give strangers great big hugs. "Yayyyyyyyy!"
Ahhhh, Tori; you always were the prettiest, most talented member of the 90210 cast, and my; what a body of work you've produced since then.
No, wait, I'm getting her mixed up aren't I? She's the one who Luke Perry and Shannen Doherty look at and think to themselves "Well, at least my career ain't that bad."
Is that Terry Schiavo?
So when they're fuckin' does her husband focus all firepower on her Super Star Destroyer?
(Zing!)
i'm laughing so hard i'm about to have a seizure.
daddy's girl that sucks more satan cock than vanilla ice and paris hilton on a fully booked day when satan's in vegas. winner winner black worm jizzer.
Evan : "Tori, put on your fucking helmet before you go outside or no ice cream for you later"
Tori : Durrrrrrrrr… (drool)
she could match wits with John Grazianao any day
everytime i read that 'it's a trap' shite, i laugh uncontrollably…ahhh. i love it