New York Magazine has an open letter today telling Katherine Heigl to shut up because last week Heigl said she was withdrawing her name from this years potential Emmy candidates. Her reason? "I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination." NY Mag says…
Okay, Heigl, we agree that Izzie’s story lines have become increasingly marginal and unbelievable. Lately, everyone on the show seems to think that Izzie’s completely irritating. So do we! We actually groan aloud when your perky face appears onscreen! There’s a theory we have about this, Katherine, so listen closely. Have you ever thought that maybe the writers are incorporating your own personality into that of your character? Because we read a lot of women’s magazine and gossip sites, and we think we kind of know you at this point. And guess what? You’re totally annoying and self-righteous, just like Izzie … And then (and then!) you called your own hit movie, Knocked Up, “a little sexist.” You have a right to your opinion, and we might even agree with you. But you were Apatow’s first choice for that movie, you did it, you made lots of money, and it made you a certified movie star. What possessed you to bash it? Do you think you’re above the work that you do? It was a comedy, and you profited tremendously. You’re no Streep, honey, and even she does Abba with a smile … now we’re going to throw you a bone: We think you’re a talented comedic actress. That’s right, your timing is much better than most, and you have a goofy onscreen persona that combines nicely with your California-girl looks.
OK that was boring and at times factually inaccurate (Heigl was not the first choice for "Knocked Up". Apatow said on the Kevin and Bean radio show in LA that Lohan read for it first) but it’s going up because I got curious to see if Heigl thanked the "Greys" writers last year when she won her Emmy. I would assume that if this year her writers did not give her the material to win an Emmy, that must mean last year her writers did give her the material to win an Emmy. The video of her acceptance speech is after the jump. I don’t want to tell you if she thank's them or not because it will ruin the big surprise. (Hint: she's a bitch)
I hate her!
i’d do her. i just don’t get all the hate
No, really, I piss on my shrine to her every morning before I sacrifice a homeless guy!
Who. Cares.
Where will she be showing us her browneye in 10 years?
What I'm saying is that I would piledrive Paris Hilton through Katherine Fuggle's eyesocket.
What I'm saying is that I would strangle her with her own intestines and hatefuck her ear.
next stop- unemployment
I'd love to piss in her asshole.
yawn…another whiny bitch with David Caruso syndrome…yeah, Katey…try to land material worthy of you…just be sure to tell me when your photo spread in Naughty Neighbors hits the newsstands…
I'm with DH. Throw her a merciless hate fuck.
What I am saying is that I have a circular saw blade at home with her name engraved on it.
I'd still hit her, even though she has saggy boobs.
BEING IN THE 6TH GRADE SCHOOL PLAY DOESN'T COUNT AS HARD WORK, BITCH.
What I am saying is that I have on offer on the table to Kimbo Slice to curb stomp this bitch and let me videotape it, in return for "services rendered"*.
*I dress up like a Klan member and let Kimbo rape me.
Anne Hathaway was the 1st choice to be in Knocked Up, but she backed out.. …oh, it's true.
If she were so concerned about her 'art' she'd get the fuck out of Hollywood pronto and do what REAL actors do…
triple analstage.ugh, your apostrophe usage i's terrible
Slap her in tha face with my dick.
Dear Katherine Heigl,
I hope you get a role in a movie where they kill you off in the first 10 minutes, actually 5 minutes to save us the waiting. In the mean time, keep being a stupid bitch so we can hate you more and more.
Love,
Your e-fans
P.s. My wife said she liked her in Greys, so I hit her with this laptop and locked her in the closet for 4 days till she turned anti-heigl.
Hope you enjoy ruining people's life.