Ted Casablanca over on E! says today that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck, seemingly one of the more normal Hollywood couples, may be headed for a divorce. Ted says…
Terribly unfortunate scuttlebutt has come my way. Sources insist to me that Jennifer Garner is considering splitting up from her hubby, Ben Affleck … Could this be the reason Jen and Ben are always seen cooing over adorable daughter Violet separately, rarely as one happy family unit? Perhaps.
He’s right about them rarely being seen together. I had to go to page 29 on Bauer Griffin on a "Jennifer Garner" search to find them within 10 feet of each other. I would assume Affleck is the one instigating this. He's probably losing interest. He’s got that goblin looking kid and he probably blames her, and although she’s beautiful, Garner doesn’t look like she’d be good in bed. She looks like she handles a penis like she thinks it has a bunch of sharp edges or something.
It's never a good sign when your ears stick out almost as far as your pigtails…
Ben's probably up to his old tricks again. Strippers and whores galore. Dude's as bad as Charlie Sheen.
… and she just met me and realizes how small Ben is.
Ya man, didn't that kid play Hoggle in the movie Labyrinth?
"I'm feeling quite concerned
My semen must have turned
'Cause damn that's an ugly baby
I can't believe this came from me
I think her mom did too much LSD
she's skinny like a twig
at least her nuts are big
but the placenta is cuter than she
Damn that's an ugly baby
God damn that's an ugly ass baby "
-Mr. Stephen Lynch
You steal the goblin line and only leave me to wonder where the fuck the kids eyebrows are Br3nd0n? Fuck you man!
LMAO @ BEN ABOUT TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!
That is an ugly fuckin kid. Seriously, I'd fake SIDS or something, OMG…She fell off the roof on accident!! You know, I have never been attracted to Jennifer Garner, never even had a twinkle of erection for her. She just doesn't do it for me. Not attractive at all. Maybe because my cock has ESP and knows that she's a total snotty bitch. Probably just does it missionary and goes to sleep. Yeah…totally. I NEED TOE TODAY!!!
BITCH! I SAID HOLD MY FUCKING HAND, THERES PHOTOGS!
I bet that fucking baby doesnt even blink. Just does that like alien slit shutter thing real fast.
-bleh..Don't care!
Unless Garner starts to look as hot as she did in the Alias days and then poses nude, exclusively for me!
probably wants a broad with bigger tits. I mean, going from A cup Lopez to bee sting Garner probably has not been a good upgrade.
Define …. "Normal Couple"*
*Makes annoying hand gesture with first two fingers on both hands
After seeing a closeup of this mess at her hand, I have to state it's hilarious ugly!! And the kid also!
since this post is boring, I am presenting you a better picture of Jennifer Garner, semi safe for work:
http://pussycat.milmar.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/jennifer-garner-gallery222.jpg
Are they not supposed to have sharp edges?
I've encountered dog shit that I'd rather cuddle than that thing. I'd rather shave a sewer rat and let it crawl on me than touch that horrific mutated speciman. Yarg!
I actually bumped into Jennifer Garner a few weeks back in Whole Foods (no bullsh*t), spoke to her briefly and immediately noticed that, while she wasn't BAD looking, she blended in quite well with the other shoppers.
She's very ordinary in appearance – kinda plain Jane – and frankly, Ben Affleck's famous enough to hit a much higher grade of ass. As proof of Garner's "every woman" look, people weren't exactly lining up to meet her. Most of the shoppers that passed by her didn't even notice her.
Plus, she's a little too tall for my liking. I'd still hit that ass, but I'd TOTALLY take it for granted in a week.
There's something unsettling about having a girlfriend that's stronger than you are. Ben must feel emasculated.
does she refuses to do A2M?
The kid is casted for the remake of Pet Semetary