By brendon June 11, 2008 @ 2:25 PM

Katherine Heigl won the Emmy last year for Best Supporting Actress, but apparently she isn’t good enough to act like anything but a complete bitch in real life.  When asked why she wasn’t entered into his years pool of Emmy contenders, Heigl told the LA Times…

“I am truly grateful for the honor that the Academy bestowed upon me last year. I did not feel that I was given the material this season to warrant an Emmy nomination and in an effort to maintain the integrity of the Academy organization, I withdrew my name from contention. In addition, I did not want to potentially take away an opportunity from an actress who was given such materials.”

So Katherine was as medal-winning great as always, it was the writers who sucked.  Their incompetence held her back, and so Katherine stamped her giant feet and threw a little hissy fit.  I'm gonna suggest this will do anything but help.  Don’t be surprised next year if her character becomes incontinent, and every one of her storylines will be about her filling her diaper at inopportune times.  Like on a date in a fancy restaurant or in an elevator.  Either that or she loses her voice and gets fired and has to return to stripping, and every single show will be her on stage 98 percent naked, with her big giant boobs rocking back and forth, and she's nothing but an object, and she never gets a single line of dialog.   Act your way out of this bitch.


(64) Comments

  1. manic 06/11/2008 15:10

    Tivo primed and ready…

  2. KevinEldon 06/11/2008 15:11

    I like this new direction.

  3. Azazel 06/11/2008 15:15

    Those are real pearl necklaces by the way! I personally made them my self! Hugggh Hughhh Huggghhh!

  4. tubby t 06/11/2008 15:18

    Baba Booey to you all!

  5. Peter Dragon 06/11/2008 15:20

    she should just STFU and go back to flashing that massive rack of hers… bitch takes herself waaaay to seriously!!! …and a fla fla fluey to you as well

  6. Michael Hunt 06/11/2008 15:21

    I'd most definitely hit that!

  7. ososexilexi 06/11/2008 15:22

    Hopefully God will get all ala Karma, as he's been wont to do lately, and kill her off so the writers won't have to look like the bad guys. Then we'll all be free from seeing her stupid, overrated fucking face.

    GO AWAY! And fuck your stupid ER spin off while we're at it. Effing loser.  

  8. Mr Little Jeans 06/11/2008 15:22

    Its a mind game you see.  She applies a certain element of power over Emmy's because at least she is on a successful show.  It makes her feel special.

    Its not like she is getting invited to the Oscars with such gems as 27 Dresses and My Father the Hero.  Do you think she objected to the material when they had her parade around in a thong in that movie at the tender age of 16?

    All in all who is she kidding the fucking Emmy's are like the Tony's with Evangeline Lilly.

  9. Crazy Larry 06/11/2008 15:26

    an oscar and 10 cents won't get you a free cup of coffee, cause studios purchase them to give their seal of approval for a truly shitty performance




    fuck that noise 

  10. Habitual Line Stepper 06/11/2008 15:29

    She's pretty like a movie star …

  11. jargoc 06/11/2008 15:30

    I don't see the problem, she's tall blond and has a big rack, who listens to what she says anyway?

  12. leftnutofjesus 06/11/2008 15:33

    a twit with tits and an emmy

    is still a twit with tits.


    she swallows black worm jizm, but not before letting it sit in her mouth for 37 seconds cuz that's what her first director requested.   

  13. leftnutofjesus 06/11/2008 15:35

    you have to take it up the ass to get white mardi gras beads like that.

    she's coming out of the "i love anal" closet. 

  14. pump 06/11/2008 15:52

    sorry to break this in but she has some saggy boobs. Proof is below and not suitable for work:


  15. Ass Tagger 06/11/2008 15:53

    All actors and actresses are permitted to REFUSE roles if they don't either have a full understanding of what'll be expected of them or if they can't read a script and find out what the role is about before signing on.

    If you don't like the material, turn down the job.  God knows there've been TONS of sh*tty movies out there, but there will always be SOMEBODY willing to take on the role. 

  16. Jason 06/11/2008 16:14

    Maybe it's just that particular picture but it seems to me that she has what we in the south refer to as a "gigantic goddamn face". It's 2-3 times too big for her body. Maybe they could make a movie about a girl who was born with an abnormally large face and she could win another oscar or emmy or whatever it was. 

  17. Observer 06/11/2008 16:15

    I would hope that the writers would be more fair and creative.

    Perhaps they could write an episode where she bangs her head and the injury causes her to exhaustively blow guys and then take anal.

    The only cure for her condition will be bukkake from ten midgets….therefore she spends the rest of the season seeking out midgets.

    Some episodes she finds one….other episodes are "to be continued ….same bat time….same bat station".

    Just throwing it out there.


    Is she really on a TV show? 

  18. readykilowatt 06/11/2008 16:17

    The great ones always have humility.

    The less than great ones are usually at least selfdeprecating.

    After the subpar writers finish with this bitch she'll be selfdefecating.

  19. VaginaOfParis 06/11/2008 16:20

    Let her try to write some episodes herself if she thinks the writing is so bad.

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