LINDSAY HAS A SECRET SISTER

OK! magazine says today that Lindsay Lohan has just discovered she has a 13-year-old sister, born when her father Michael was still married to her mother Dina but having a relationship with another woman.  OK says…

Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl's mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

They say Michael has never met the girl or paid any child support, which is for the best.  The new kid could be raised on an island of pedophiles and it would be better off.  After screwing Lindsay up to the degree they have, Lohans shouldn’t be allowed to raise a cactus, much less a human being.