Star magazine says in big giant letters this week that Angelina Jolie collapsed a few days ago, sending her boyfriend Brad Pitt into a panic. They say…
False labor, soaring blood pressure and high blood sugar — and now another scare for mom-to-be Angelina Jolie and her worried partner Brad Pitt. "Just hold on!" pleaded panicked Brad as an exhausted and drained Angelina suddenly swooned and collapsed in the couple's rented French château. That was the frightening episode that unfolded as 7-months-pregnant Angie was making one of her many trips to the bathroom. "She felt lightheaded, and her knees buckled," an insider tells Star. "Brad grabbed her and told her to 'hold on, hold on' until her doctor got to her."
Except none of that seems to be true, according to TMZ. The picture above was taken the same day at the same time as the Star cover photo showing Angelina collapsing, and it was taken May 4th, not May 21st as Star claims. And she didn’t collapse, she just sort of slipped. And it wasn't in their French chateau, it was on a beach near Cannes. No one loves Star more than me but it's important to remember sometimes tabloids just make stuff up. Like when they did a story about how to pleasure the woman in your life. My experience proves that the female orgasm is only a myth.
na,na
And who reported the stupid story with out checking the facts?
YOU DID BREND*N.
YAWN!
And who reported the stupid story with out checking the facts?
YOU DID BREND*N.
Did I miss something, or did B report the Star story earlier? Because I think this is the first time, and he posted it along with the true story–so how did he "not check facts" pepper darling? I think someone has been nipping at the Saurian brandy again :0)
Once I've got Brad in my clutches, I'll promptly shave that nasty beard off of his face
while holding a gun to Angie's headbefore he gives me head.He had it up last week .
Either way, I don't care.
He had it up last week . Either way, I don't care.
Okay then! But when Star first reported this, how WOULD B have checked the facts, anyway? Called Angie to confirm? Flown to France and interviewed the help? Really, all he can do is report from other sources, which sometime turn out to be wrong. C'est la vie.
PS: You're in a sour mood today! How can you be so meh when your avatar has such excellent TOE?
I'd be willing to fly to France, masquerade as a staff member and leak all of the exclusive gossip directly to WWTDD. Though I won't be able to make any long term promises in regard to not raping Brad and slicing Angelina into ribbons.
Facinating
Female Orgasm…
Myth Busted.
" where's the white one Angie" Brad asked. " oh who gives a fuck, i have 2 more on the way and i placed an order 2 from Kenya" responded Angie.
If she's carrying two kids in her belly and one on her hip she might have shinned herself on that coffee table Brad just bought, she couldn't see it for all that crotch fruit she's holding.
My wife and I were told that you are concerned about being embarassed if your 'water' breaks in public just carry a pickle jar and drop it on the ground and act surprised and say "Oopsy Daisy" if your water does break.
We were also told you don't actually have to do that.
It may not be exactly on topic, but you also might find it fascinating as did I.
Lexi, what d'ya say we both fly to France and masquerade as maids in the Pitt-Jolie palace? We can get the scoop for B and I can break out my "naughty French maid" get up. Then we can ambush Brad in the hot tub while Angie is 3 miles away on the other side of the house putting Prep H on her pregnancy hemmorhoids. It'll be fun!
Delete this - it's as useless has Modanna's vagina to society.
DOC- You're a sexy genius! I love the way you think.
PS: You're in a sour mood today!
My mother told me that once, ONCE!
It is a sad commentary on the word we live in when Brangelina's twins birth pictures are reported to be shopped for $15million.
We all know what newborns look like don't we? They're ugly. I don't care who says otherwise.
So, for 15 mil, there better be some post-partum shots of AJ's vag after the taint heals up and the stitches are removed and the disgusting stream of goo stops leaking out….Eww, on second thought, don't bother.
CaptainSizzle
You are so right. When my son was borned and I saw his face for the first time, the first thing I said to myself was. He is fucking ugly and deformed. The head is like a conehead. My look said it all. The doctor actually looked at me and said. "all babies look like this when they come out. "
I was scared for a few seconds. But, yes! they are UGLY!
Sizzle - My wife and I are expecting in a month. You've just described all of the glory of childbirth/pussy desecration exactly as we were told in "baby school".
Six weeks of pussy drainage from red brown orange yellow white clear. What more can you ask for?
when my first son was born, he looked like a greek god. my wifes cunt on the other hand looked like a roast beef sandwich…..a messy, smelly,bloody, roast beef sandwich.