AND OF COURSE…

By brendon July 14, 2008 @ 5:22 AM

On Saturday, the big news was that some guy claimed to have hacked into the email of Miley Cyrus, and as proof he posted these candid pictures that some might consider racy.  The hacker guy also claims to have read an email in which Miley detailed her sexual exploits with Nick Jonas of the Jonas Bothers.  Which is noteworthy because they both claim to still be virgins, a tiny fact somewhat important to thier devout Christian image.  The hacker guy goes on to say he even has a few naked Miley pictures that he is currently trying to sell.  If you're interested in buying these, contact Captain Makebelieve at NeverGonnaHappen.com, c/o the Gum Drop Pony.  Because it's not gonna happen.  I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty certain you're not allowed to buy and sell stolen naked pictures of 15 year olds.



(250) Comments

  1. ham sandwich 07/14/2008 06:10

    I like peanuts.

  2. ham sandwich 07/14/2008 06:14
  3. STRYPE 07/14/2008 06:14

    Can someone just please take away Miley's goddamned camera phone?

  4. ham sandwich 07/14/2008 06:14

    Where is everyone?

  5. tblaney6591 07/14/2008 06:16

    How do I contact that Gum Drop Pony again?

     

     

     

    http://wtcctr.blogspot.com 

  6. TW 07/14/2008 06:16

    define everyone.

    To all parents: check your kids' phone once in a while, OK?!

    Who showers in a T-shirt?

  7. Slaappy got fingered 07/14/2008 06:17

    If I click on those shots am I a pediphille?

     

    CLICK CLICK CLICK

     

    Guess so… 

  8. Paleomiz 07/14/2008 06:17

    What's the over/under on how it takes for her to get knocked up?

  9. TW 07/14/2008 06:18

    Brendön,
    Clicking on the last pic gives me an error:

    "Warning: getimagesize(./ul/25571-%20MC14.JPG) [function.getimagesize]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /autofs/isilon1/wwtdd/wwtdd.com/htdocs/templates_c/photo.phtml on line 65"

  10. Observer 07/14/2008 06:19

    Brend.o.n posted:

    I'm not a lawyer, but I'm pretty certain you're not allowed to buy and sell stolen naked pictures of 15 year olds.

    Damn it all….there goes my retirement planning.

     

  11. TW 07/14/2008 06:22

    One of my favorite lines:
    "I'm not  lawyer but I watched Matlock once in a bar with the sound thurned down".
    Awesome.

  12. SashyBash 07/14/2008 06:23

    How's she gonna lie out of this one?  "My daddy wasn't there when the pic was taken"….oh wait, is that daddy holding the camera?    

  13. someoneluvsu 07/14/2008 06:27

    Isn't Nick the gay one?

  14. Withershanks Mcgee 07/14/2008 06:31

    Why does she look so mexican to me?

  15. Dirty Hairy 07/14/2008 06:32

    What's the over/under on how it takes for her to get knocked up?

    As soon as she lifts the restraining order on me…

    BTK, Bren knows Jolie gave birth, right?

  16. Alan 07/14/2008 06:33

    Correction Brend0n:  you can't sell those pics IN AMERICA. 

    In how many languages was this post made?

     Just asking.

  17. Alan 07/14/2008 06:35

    Paleomiz:  three years.

  18. a fat azn 07/14/2008 06:39

    Don't post about Miley Cyrus. It's not funny. It just isn't. She's a stupid kid. Stop posting about her.

  19. Slaappy got fingered 07/14/2008 06:39

    I suspect these are pictures for Dad as Parents Day is just 12 days away.

  20. a fat azn 07/14/2008 06:40

    Brangelina gave birth today/last night but you'd rather post pictures of some jail bait. This site is getting pedo…….

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