07.18.2008 BRITNEY HAS LOST HER KIDS (NOT LITERALLY)

If true this is absolutely unbelievable, but OK magazine is reporting that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have settled their child custody case, and Britney has signed over full custody to Kevin.  OK says…

In an exclusive interview with OK!, Kevin's attorney Mark Vincent Kaplan says both Britney and Kevin reached and signed off on a settlement in their custody case today.
Kaplan tells OK!, "At about 8 p.m. PT, a final settlement in the Kevin Federline-Britney Spears custody case was signed. All parties have agreed to the following: Kevin will retain sole legal and physical custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Britney will continue to have visitation rights which may increase over time. The agreement will be presented to the court in the morning for approval by the commissioner."

How inept as a mother do you have to be to lose your kids to someone like Kevin Federline?  It’s unthinkable.  KFeds an idiot.  I’m sure he’s been on his best behavior but he’s not gonna pay for nannies anymore.  All that money is going to weed and whores.  In a week we’ll see those kids in the yard throwing dirt on themselves to keep cool like elephants do and holding a Miller Lite to their head to stop from sweating.

(65) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 07/18/2008 07:08

    I'd still throw one in 'er!

  2. NotEvsie 07/18/2008 07:09

    Nice work holding the cigarette 6 inches from your kid's eye.

     

    That is EXACTLY how stupid you have to be lose your children to a retard like KFed 

  3. lady garden 07/18/2008 07:09

    she is a chav

  4. Fancy Pants 07/18/2008 07:10

    It's the summer can't she just leave her kids in a car outside a mall with the windows rolled up? That shit happens all the time and it would just save the kids some trouble. 

  5. Rick (with a silent P) 07/18/2008 07:12

    at least the kids will have access to Miller Lite…great taste, less filling…

  6. ososexilexi 07/18/2008 07:13

    How cute! Baby's first direct hit of second hand smoke!

  7. Pottz 07/18/2008 07:15

    AWESOME, this leaves more room for me to work my mojo and get in her panties. But not the front, hell no, everyone has been up in the front!  The back baby..Yeah!

     

  8. Mac-Daddy 07/18/2008 07:16

    I really just want Brit to fuck some sense into her. Plus, I want to see if this "sex room" is really true. If So, I will so Dominate Brit in the bedroom! She'd make the perfect little slut-sub.

    I'll make her quit smoking, lose weight, and hit the gym to get that tight bod back.!

    See, I'm doing this for ALL of us!

  9. DB's Treasure 07/18/2008 07:17

    I'd still lay into that crusty ashtray she calls her vagina. I've banged much worse.

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/18/2008 07:18

    Baby's first words…"Marlboro Reds, please"

  11. Mongro Jackson 07/18/2008 07:20

     "Pappa Kevin ain't shootin the crank like Momma!"

  12. Emmalee 07/18/2008 07:23

    She did notice she was signing a custody agreement and not a sponsorship for High Life, right?

  13. DB's Treasure 07/18/2008 07:23

    TW, I just wanna commend you for that comment you made in the last thread about Ben and Jennifer's little spawn and it looking like saluicious crumb (or however you spell it) that hung with Jabba The Hut.

     

    Dude, seriously, that made me laugh so fucking hard that I got dizzy and thought I was gonna pass out onto my laptop. A coworker was giving me the weirdest look. Oh man, I'm still laughing. 

  14. Observer 07/18/2008 07:24

    Proof that she is a genius…..

    ….she has all the public acclaim of having two kids….makes the money from the photos…..and then ties down the "keep a whigger" daddy for the next fifteen years by dumping the brats on him.

     

    Granted there are nannies for the ass-wiping and bath-tub handjobs…by Federline still gets tagged with the nominal responsibility. 

  15. maggiehagerty 07/18/2008 07:26

    HAHAHAH that kid is going to be such a crackhead.

  16. Harenmahkeester 07/18/2008 07:28

    "In a week we’ll see those kids in the yard throwing dirt on themselves to keep cool like elephants do, holding a Miller Lite to their head to stop from sweating."

    I hate to say it, but this is probably still better than what would have been in store for them at Brit's house.

  17. PinchingHelmet 07/18/2008 07:29

    The TAT on her Gunt is fucking HOT!!!

     

  18. gregg 07/18/2008 07:31

    i'd eat her out.

     

  19. leftnutofjesus 07/18/2008 07:36

     translation:

    Captain Obvious is getting horsefucked by ShitFerBrains.

  20. leftnutofjesus 07/18/2008 07:37

    she always came off as the trashy cutie with shit breath.   there's one in every hood down here.

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