LINDSAY ALMOST OFFICIALLY GAY

OK! magazine says that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are very slowly confirming that they are a couple.  The latest example came when Lindsay introduced Samantha to the crowd at a club last night.  OK says…

The two were partying it up last night at the Shrine nightclub at MGM Foxwoods, and when it was time for DJ Sam to step up to the stage, Linz took over the announcing duties and shared a lot more than fans were expecting."When the lights came out, she announced Sam and said, 'And no she's not single!'" an eyewitness tells OK!.Earlier that day, the nearly inseparable duo were "holding hands, acting all lovey-dovey around the MGM Grand," the source adds.

How does this work with lesbians?  Are there still "tops" and "bottoms" like with gay guys?  Because Lindsay would definitely be a bottom.  I imagine her just face down and takin it from behind from Sam and her strap on. I also imagine that when the Vikings first came to the new world, they saw Indians and were all like, what the hell is that.