07.25.2008 LINDSAY ALMOST OFFICIALLY GAY

OK! magazine says that Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson are very slowly confirming that they are a couple.  The latest example came when Lindsay introduced Samantha to the crowd at a club last night.  OK says…

The two were partying it up last night at the Shrine nightclub at MGM Foxwoods, and when it was time for DJ Sam to step up to the stage, Linz took over the announcing duties and shared a lot more than fans were expecting.
"When the lights came out, she announced Sam and said, 'And no she's not single!'" an eyewitness tells OK!.
Earlier that day, the nearly inseparable duo were "holding hands, acting all lovey-dovey around the MGM Grand," the source adds.

How does this work with lesbians?  Are there still "tops" and "bottoms" like with gay guys?  Because Lindsay would definitely be a bottom.  I imagine her just face down and takin it from behind from Sam and her strap on. I also imagine that when the Vikings first came to the new world, they saw Indians and were all like, what the hell is that.


(63) Comments

  1. Mongro Jackson 07/25/2008 11:22

    Do real lesbians strap one on?  Or is that against their mandate?

  2. barry allen 07/25/2008 11:26

    the REAL question is, which hole?

     

    **kapwing**

  3. Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!!!!! 07/25/2008 11:26

    takin it from behind from Sam and her strap on.

    FIXED

    Pretty sure she has a penis

  4. MG Admirer 07/25/2008 11:30

    Do real lesbians strap one on?  Or is that against their mandate?

     

    Yes they do.   They use strap-ons, dildos and they even get together in the shower and rub honey all over each other.

  5. Dan Daoust 07/25/2008 11:30

    Foxwoods?  Jesus, even I don't drive a minute past Mohegan.  Hey Lindsay, I hear there's a club at Bally's in Atlantic City looking for exposure.  It's phat!

  6. nick24 07/25/2008 11:31

    Is that one of the Coneheads with Lindsay?

  7. scum 07/25/2008 11:34

    MONGRO, if they had a MANdate they wouldnt be lezbos.

  8. jjmoss 07/25/2008 11:34

    Is it me or does that chik (dude) look like Jugg Head, she needs a little crown.  Hey look Archie and Jugg Head were lovers!

  9. mom2ross 07/25/2008 11:35

    "When the lights came out,

    Even the lights don't want to be in the closet with Lindsay…

  10. Chunk 07/25/2008 11:36

    There's that godforsaken hat again!  I mean if anything is quicker to flaccid a penis or dry up a vag, i've yet to hear about it.  omg…get a clue idiot.  

  11. Bulb 07/25/2008 11:39

    Lohan is definitely the submissive here. She'll be having the babies, the black eyes and all of the financial responsibilities.

  12. Mongro Jackson 07/25/2008 11:43

    I think Sam Ronson makes a lot more than LiLo these days.

  13. Mac-Daddy 07/25/2008 11:46

    This is disturbing on too many levels!

  14. Strategory 07/25/2008 11:46

    Ugly bull-dyke lesbians should be against the law.

    If you're going to be lesbian, fine. You just need to be hot as a muther fucker. -And go both ways.

  15. Smeg McMuffin 07/25/2008 11:47

    If Sam Ronson wants to be really sincerely gay, she should clean the come stains off her lapels (no doubt residual from LiLo's tits)

  16. Brandon103 07/25/2008 11:47

    while swiftly breezing through this post about ugly lesbians i saw "MGM Foxwoods" and immediately thought MEGAN FOX 

     how fucking disappointing 

  17. victoria 07/25/2008 11:48

    Question: can you brush herpes out of your mouth with colgate and bleach?

    yahoo answer: no sam you cant

  18. madeline08 07/25/2008 11:48

    Sam looks like Blake, especially with that stupid hat.

    Oh and yeah they're gay whatever, it doesn't count when one of them looks like a guy and the other is a whore.

  19. Miss Soultaker 07/25/2008 11:50

    in prison the lezzie’s comfront you on the frist night and give you fair warning that if you fail to participate in the bull-daggin (yes thats what they call it) festivities you will be smothered by the biggest pussy in the room followed by a series of nagging that ends in you death

    *shivers*
    god i hate lesbians *execpt* the hot ones

  20. Paleomiz 07/25/2008 11:58

    Lindsay just appreciates anyone that will touch her vagina

    PS: Major chat with Durdenites–Lexi, Diane, Slaapy, OG, Tip, etc kikinu maia

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