!5-year-old Miley Cyrus, who is 15-years-old, is rumored to be very interested in the lead role of the film version of "Undiscovered Gyrl". The story follows the life of a wild suburban party girl who fills her nights with booze and drugs and sex. And there's nudity. Lots of it. I mentioned that Miley is 15, right? Because she's 15. Closer to 12 than 20. Think about it like that. MSNBC says…
So what’s up next? Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in “Undiscovered Gyrl,” the film version of Allison Burnett’s new novel. It’s still early for casting — Burnett’s agent Richard Abate has reportedly just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers and has yet to secure a deal for the film.
However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.
I don't know what country they plan on releasing this movie in but it sure as hell isn't this one. Have fun in France with the rest of the perverts, Miley.
Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity"
So, it's an autobiography. Sweet!
The second coming of Britney.
Next thing you know is Miley sister will be primed for nudity by
PenthouseDisneyCloser to 12 than 20. Think about it like that.
I always do.
The worst part about this is that by the time she’s grown up enough to be interesting, I’ll already be really, really sick of her. She could grow into the hottest woman in the world and I’ll still want her to just go away.
"She could grow into the hottest woman in the world"
This is Miley we're talking about right? I think it's safe to say that's not likely.
Didn't Brooke Shields do childhood nudity for a movie role?
Never gonna happen. For a start, unless they plan on filming this movie (set in the US) in a country that doesn't have a big problem with child pornography (surely Bangkok doesn't look that much like the burbs?) then it would be illegal.
Unless they use a double of course, in which case I will march straight back out of that movie theatre and demand a refund.
I call Bullshit!
Whatever. I will still watch this movie. With my pants down.
Miley Cyrus. A short bus careening brakeless over the guardrail of whoredom.
Miley Cyrus' career was over when she turned 12. Too old for the Disney suits.
Wow, what a coincidence, I want to see Miley naked in a movie.
Wait, no I dont…
*looks around* *runs*
And just what is she trying to say with her tongue out and provocative finger gesture?
Bren shoulda photoshopped or painted in "skeet here" with an arrow. lol.
Okay, Im done with my FOOBAR/Justin shit for today. Or am I?
Muahahahah!
What suburban teenage chicadee doesn't want to descend into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity?
Bless their little
holessouls.Fuck this who cares? I'm looking forward to seeing a Jessica Biel getting naked in Powder Blue. So what if she looks like shit without makeup on, she has the body of a goddess. I don't care to see some 15 year old attention whore getting naked and half the theatre full of 50 year old men jerking off like its a fucking holiday inn voyeur convention. I'm going to pass on this not so legal ass.
So when is this thing coming out?
I hear Michael Jackson has signed on to direct this
child pornmovie. He's also suggested that it be filmed on lacation at his mansion in the near East.*location
You people need to lighten up. In Papua New Guinea, the African veldt, or the Amazon rain forest there are thousands of fifteen year old boys and girls running around with nothing but pieces of strings around their hips. So a hairless ape is naked, big fucking whoop.
Sincerely,
Mephistopheles Jefferson, Conqueror of Tribal Virgins
"What suburban teenage chicadee doesn't want to descend into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity?"
It was only my grandest dream when I was a little girl! I got to live it up for a full year before I turned 18, too. Ah, the glory days.