MILEY WANTS TO GET NAKED IN A MOVIE

!5-year-old Miley Cyrus, who is 15-years-old, is rumored to be very interested in the lead role of the film version of "Undiscovered Gyrl".  The story follows the life of a wild suburban party girl who fills her nights with booze and drugs and sex.  And there's nudity.  Lots of it.  I mentioned that Miley is 15, right?  Because she's 15.  Closer to 12 than 20.  Think about it like that.  MSNBC says…

So what’s up next? Cyrus is rumored to be interested in the lead role in “Undiscovered Gyrl,” the film version of Allison Burnett’s new novel. It’s still early for casting — Burnett’s agent Richard Abate has reportedly just begun shopping the manuscript to publishers and has yet to secure a deal for the film.However, a source close to the project says Cyrus is interested in the part, which would be that of “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity.” The source says if Cyrus did take the part, you’d be seeing a lot more of Cyrus than what appeared in the Vanity Fair photos. “There would definitely be nude scenes,” says the source.

I don't know what country they plan on releasing this movie in but it sure as hell isn't this one.  Have fun in France with the rest of the perverts, Miley.