MITCH IS ON THE CASE

Amy Winehouse’s jackass dad – the same person who has sat idly as his daughter very publically kills herself with drugs – is reportedly furious that someone spiked Amy’s drink with E, which he thinks caused her health problems last week and sent her to the hospital.  And now, Mitch is out for justice!  The Sun says:

It was originally thought she had suffered a reaction to medication she was taking to help her quit Class A drugs.But last night it emerged that cabbie MITCH, 54, is now certain that her drink had been spiked.A source said after Rehab star Amy was discharged yesterday: “Mitch is Furious.  He’s certain someone put E in Amy’s drink — and he’s determined to get to the bottom of it.  He is convinced that one of her hangers-on was responsible and he’s waiting for a toxicology report to show what caused her to fit.  If his suspicions are proved right, he wants someone to be punished. He is seriously unhappy about Amy’s flat being a stop-over for randoms and wants an end to it.”

Ohhh baby, NOW we're gonna see some action. This Mitch, I tell ya what, he’s a real tornado, he’s like Rommel, he see's what he wants and he takes it.  Wait … no … I meant to say he's an enabling fuckup who should be arrested when his daughter inevitably dies of an overdose because he sat there and did nothing.  At the very least his penis should be welded to his leg so he can't have any more kids that are nothing but a drain on society's resources.