07.29.2008 SHIA HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM

I know if I'm gonna fit in with the cool kids, I'm supposed to say Shia's a fag and he sucks and all that, but I'm at a loss.  I don't hate him.  Everyone I know hates him but I don't.  He was even good in that piece of shit Indiana Jones movie (although horribly miscast).  Anyway, since his DUI arrest this weekend, Details has rushed an interview in their September issue onto their website.  He has a few ironic quotes.  About bonding with his dad…

"We would drink together and smoke together, and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."

This will definitely bite him in the ass, but the good news is he’s famous and he broke the law in LA.  If you're famous enough there you can do anything.  Steven Spielberg could release prostitutes into the woods and hunt them down and leave their bullet-riddled bodies there to rot, and at worst, he’d get a ticket for littering.

(60) Comments

  1. RaeJillian 07/29/2008 10:39

    i still love him!

  2. RaeJillian 07/29/2008 10:40

    oh, wow! i am first! hot! anyway, his "problem" only makes me want to help hime fix it. i adore this little guy!

  3. TW 07/29/2008 10:42

    Robert Downey Jr. used to get high with his dad. Look how that mess has turned out.

  4. Mizz Party Panties 07/29/2008 10:42

    I started drinking and smoking with my dad… And just look at me now!

    Oh, shit - wait a minute… Nevermind

  5. ososexilexi 07/29/2008 10:42

    I want to hate him but cannot. I'm thinking of joing SA*.

    *Shia-holics Anonymous

  6. TW 07/29/2008 10:43

    Thought you were referring to his little soldier there, Brendön…

  7. DB's Treasure 07/29/2008 10:44

    I think Shia is an awesome actor, but I hate him cause he got to make out with Megan Fox.

  8. Mizz Party Panties 07/29/2008 10:44

    I agree with Rae and Lexi - I think he’s kind of cute and as much as I want to be mad at him I can’t.

    Shia-holics Anonymous Member #0069

  9. madeline08 07/29/2008 10:46

    He's cute. I like him more than I like other people in Hollywood. Oh and who doesn't smoke a little bud and drink with their dad?

  10. Mizz Party Panties 07/29/2008 10:47

    “And I don’t know how to do it like a gentleman. I don’t know how to have one COCK.”

  11. ososexilexi 07/29/2008 10:49

    I think it's those green eyes that do it. I could get lost in their depth. Doesn't hurt that he likes to be slapped around for sport. Plus, he's got a trunk load of baggage. Something I can relate to.

    But, damn. Dude was a fugly ass kid. And that hair? Ick. *Hangs head in shame*

  12. scum 07/29/2008 10:50

    "We would drink together and smoke together poke each other.

  13. Paleomiz 07/29/2008 10:50

    I don't know how to have one drink

    What a coincidence–I don't know how to mow just one homeless person over with my car

    BTW–tonight there will be an AIM Durdenite chat around 7 pm PST. Log on and pm me at kikinu maia and I will invite you. Topics to include Durdenfest Los Angeles 2008 (and most likely, sex with lexi :0)!

  14. Mac-Daddy 07/29/2008 10:51

    Marijuana should be legalized!

    It grows naturally, has very little side affacts and is non-addictive. There has not been one death directly related to the sole use of Marijuana.

    Alcohol vs. Marijuana:

    • 10 beers: Guy bumps into you at a bar you get pissed and start a fight!
    • 1-2 Joints: Guy bumps into you at a bar you invite him to smoke some more, and make a new friend.

    Ummmm, I smoked too much already and forgot where I was going with this!

    LEGALIZE MARIJUANA..YEEEAAAHHHH

    -Ladouche!

  15. Johnny01 07/29/2008 10:56

    "Littering and…littering….Littering annnd…..Smokin the Reefer." 

  16. mustardayonaise 07/29/2008 10:56

    So apparently it's not ok to show your children how to drink and smoke anymore? Does this mean that my 2 year old and I can't go to the bar? He's a karaoke artist damn it!

  17. Emmalee 07/29/2008 10:57

    MD- I second that.

  18. Avatar 07/29/2008 10:59

    I don't care about Shia. But enough about him, how sexy is Lexi?

  19. jiga 07/29/2008 11:02

    Shia is a fucking douche. 

    if you like him, you are a douche as well.

  20. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/29/2008 11:03

    It's not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that.

     

    Do you think you're an iconic actor, Shia? Well get over yourself, because you're not. Even if durdenites like you.  Pfft. 

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