Shia LaBeouf Opts For Probation

October 23, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

How is it possible for someone to be so hardcore on camera and then not jump at the opportunity to attend a correctional vacation instead of a community service type sentencing. I’d imagine someone like Shia LaBeouf to be... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf Racist Addict, Proclaims “New Low” In Apology

July 13, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf is the star of his own three-ring circus, and today we're privileged to his humble redemption act. More compelling than his high art act but less amusing than his drunken asshole crowd-pleaser. The real showstopper? Drunken racist asshole.


Don Dada of Disorderly Conduct Arrested Again

July 11, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

The score is not so even stevens when it comes to Savannah Police Department and Shia LaBeouf.


Shia LaBeouf Booted Drunk From Deli (VIDEO)

April 7, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf was reportedly getting hammered by himself in a Jerry's Deli in the San Fernando Valley, perhaps the most depressing sentence ever written. If you can't find someone to drink with you in your own hometown you know... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf Sells One Ticket

April 5, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf's new movie Man Down sold one ticket on its opening night in the UK. The next day it sold two more. If you're doing the math, that's fucked up levels of horrible. 


Shia LaBeouf Art Installation Can’t Find a Home

March 24, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf's living art project which consisted of a blank white wall and a camera that live streamed Shia and the occasional New York City College lesbian activist chanting "He Will Not Divide Us" has been shut down for... READ MORE

People Don’t Like Shia LaBeouf So Much

April 28, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

  If you’re a chick who resembles Ted Cruz, you get ten grand to fuck your unemployed boyfriend on camera. If you’re a dude who resembles Shia LaBeouf, you get a fist to the face in a subway station.... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf Gets Pissed And Shit Around The Web

July 27, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Human butt polyp Shia LaBeouf was spotted yelling and getting physical with his girlfriend Mia Goth in Germany. The argument seemed to revolve around her taking his backpack. He later said he would have, “killed her” if he had... READ MORE

Shia LaBeouf Ruins America And Shit Around The Web

June 30, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Shia LaBeouf once again shamed our nation by acting like a self-absorbed thicket of dick cheese at Mt. Rushmore. He ran around and screamed like a dildo about America in a sarcastic way. I hope the ghost of Teddy... READ MORE

Shia Gets Head Trauma And Shit Around The Web

June 24, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Public embarrassment Shia LaBeouf had to be rushed to the hospital after getting a massive head wound on set. It’s unclear what happened other than everybody who has ever met him was wishing for it. Read all about Shia’s latest... READ MORE



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