08.22.2008 BOOBS AND RED BULL. GUESS WHO.

Does that gas station have a hair salon and MAC counter in it, because Lindsay Lohan stepped out of it and looked amazing.  Cigarettes, Red Bull and Cheezits must be packed with vitamins.


(62) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/22/2008 11:21

    I bet the interior of her box smells like Cheez-Its as well.

    I don’t think that would deter me from placing my penis inside it as she does indeed look good in these pics.

  2. Little Sister 08/22/2008 11:21

    I'm calling shenanagins on the hair. It's a wig

  3. Topper (Harry) Harley 08/22/2008 11:21

    Oh look, Lindsay's car floor is a metaphor for her vag.

  4. DB's Treasure 08/22/2008 11:22

    I'd give her anus a deep dicking any day.

  5. Boba Fett 08/22/2008 11:25

    Who is the dude driving the car?

  6. Terd Ferguson 08/22/2008 11:25

    Judging from all the shit she consumes she is due for a surprise a'la Jennifer Love Hugeass any day now.

  7. LonghornMike 08/22/2008 11:27

    That's a nice car, you're a Hollywood actress.  Pay someone $20 to clean up the ride!

    Post pics when LiLo does wear a bra.  THAT will be news.

  8. Silverback 08/22/2008 11:30

    Red does look to be on the mend. An E! Channel version of Black Snake Moan can't be too far off.

  9. gotdang 08/22/2008 11:31

    Sam!  Put the hat back on!  We understand it now.

  10. nancifaye 08/22/2008 11:33

    Brandon obviously needs to get laid.  What is fabulous about a pasty freckled lesbian who bangs ugly chicks? 

  11. Jo Blow 08/22/2008 11:33

    The dude looks like Michael cera from super bad having a bad hair day.

  12. Bulb 08/22/2008 11:34

    Thumbnail #6 - Lohan's companion looks like Captain Sensible.

    Is she really going out with him?

  13. scum 08/22/2008 11:35

    Is that Sandy Duncan driving in the last pic?

  14. TW 08/22/2008 11:36

    gotdang's on the money there! 
    Put that smelly hat back on and pull it down a bit. Thanks.

  15. ohmwrecker 08/22/2008 11:39

    Sam, for some reason, riding around in your car makes me hungry for cheez-its.

    Let's stop!

  16. Slaappy got fingerbanged 08/22/2008 11:40

    Hey ugly mongoloid alien headed people please do us a favor and go live in the woods.

  17. scum 08/22/2008 11:42

    Pepper, is she going to use the Orange Crush to mix with Robitussin or Cisco?

  18. Paleomiz 08/22/2008 11:43

    Brandon obviously needs to get laid.  What is fabulous about a pasty freckled lesbian who bangs ugly chicks? 

  19. The Old Dirt Road 08/22/2008 11:45

    “What is fabulous about a pasty freckled lesbian who bangs ugly chicks?”

    Take out the words “pasty” and “ugly” and I think we’ve got a winner. Leave it as-is, and we’re only 80% of the way to fabulous.

  20. Brandon103 08/22/2008 11:46

    Hey god dammit I get laid plenty - Brendön might not but I do share his obsession with the big tittied freckle faced Whooooahh! 

    and that Samuel Ronson sure is one awful looking man, LiLo could do better  

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