OK! magazine talks to Britney Spears this week and the main topic of conversation seems to have been how she got back into such good shape. OK! says…
"I'm the healthiest I've been all my life," Britney, 26, tells OK!. "My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things."
Of course, Brit also hits the gym on a regular basis, doing "lots of cardio and weights" five days a week.
Yeah that’s what I was thinking too. Not surgery. Exercise and a sensible diet. That’s what I imagine when I think of Britney. I think of smart choices and good decision-making. She’s a modern day Solomon, people often say.
She will never look hot again. Fin.
So how many calories in a cockmeat sandwich?
She's a mother of two and a smoker. It's over Rock. Done. Do not want.
Joe Pike smokes pole.
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deal a meal works….it is now FACT!
TW: depends on whether it comes with the special sauce.
So how many calories in a cockmeat sandwich?
A lot, going by that photo
turkey burgers for lunch? suddenly i don't feel so well
Britney time to hit the restart button
britney got back into shape? I'll need to see some evidence of that.
CTRL-ALT-DEL, with more emphasis on the DEL.
Id say use the finger down the thoat trick but she has no gag reflex anymore after having hung out with Paris
"My diet has a lot to do with my getting into shape. I have no sugar. I don't eat fruit or even fruit juice because of the sugar. I eat chicken and salmon and rice. I eat avocados. I'll have egg whites for breakfast and sometimes turkey burgers for lunch. I try to do just 1,200 calories a day. It may sound like it's not much, but it's actually a lot of food if you eat the right things."
Oh yeah, I (hack) almost forgot….Three packs of (cough, cough) cigarettes a day really helps keep (cough, hack, cough) the weight down.
You bumped down the hot bitch with the tits begging for me to motorboat them for this tubby bitch?
Shame on you!
But if she doesnt have a gag reflex, how can she make that wonderful choking noise?
So she's trying to turn things around, good for her. Finally taking the advice of know-it-all bloggers. Question, does she eat dick cheese?
I still believe in her, she can do - wait - what the hell am I saying? Randall hasn't been around in a while, why the fuck would I take up the slack?
Oh, yeah… now I remember: because she was oh so
strokeablefuckable & a favorite for the spank bank. I want to believe… need to believe she can again be the lay that even Jack Nicholson once described as "Life Altering".…which, of course, now means your dick with immediately distengrate upon insertion & life will never be the same.
I also believe that she is sitting the whole day in front of a TV and eating junk food. And every Sunday she visits doc Hollywood who sucks her fat out.
She forgot to add the cum she sucked from her staff, who should get a fucking award protecting us from seeing her
O-D-Doo-Da-Day why are we subjected to your small penis? Does this somehow make you feel like a stud? If it does then it has the exact opposite effect on us. In our eyes it t makes you look like a tool. Just sayin - not trying to insult your small penis or your lack there of studlyness
Why do we insist on judging this poor girl by what she looks like or what kind of mother she is or her personal grooming habits and, instead, focus on her incredible talent?
Oh, yeah . . . nevermind.