08.01.2008 BRITNEY IS STILL AVAILABLE

Despite rumors everywhere yesterday claiming that Britney Spears is dating one of her bodyguards, a rumor helped along by these pictures of them dancing by the pool in Mexico last weekend, her manager says it is simply not true.  Not only are they not dating, but he’s apparently not one of her bodyguards either.  Access Hollywood says…

 Several gossip sites suggested Spears has been dating a member of her latest security force, but the rumors are absolutely not correct, her manager, Larry Rudolph, told Access Hollywood’s Billy Bush.
“There is no truth to this at all,” Rudolph said.
The man Spears has been spotted with is not Spears’ security, but a staff photographer.
And, Rudolph noted, Spears is “100% single.”

Well no kidding.  Nobody wants to get in that anymore.  The only way Britney Spears is ever gonna be sexy again is if Marissa Miller legally changes her name to Britney Spears.

(75) Comments

  1. Big Smelly Dirt Cock 08/01/2008 09:59

    So what you're sayin' is I have a shot?

  2. Paleomiz 08/01/2008 09:59

    Enough about Britney–show us your balls

  3. Slaappy got fingered 08/01/2008 10:00

    The Israeli guy rabbi shamed him about smelling like fried boloney

  4. Slaappy got fingered 08/01/2008 10:02

    Doc stopped bobblin so hard

     

  5. Perry 08/01/2008 10:02

    I would go out with her. She needs a real man, not one any of these Hollyweird faux men.

     

     

  6. Slaappy got fingered 08/01/2008 10:02

    Gentle please

     

  7. Avatar 08/01/2008 10:03

    Pick me! Pick me! I want to be her lover, just to break the fourth wall that this web site is, so that all of your Durdenites comment on my lovely ass and chops. And I'll be somebody. 

  8. Dirty Hairy 08/01/2008 10:04

    Britney would look pretty hot on Amy Winehouse's funeral pyre!

    BA-DUM-CHEEEESH!

  9. THE O.G. HATER 08/01/2008 10:06

    Hey girls of durden,… lets see your tits.

     

  10. My Penis, The Weapon 08/01/2008 10:07

    my girlfriend has been out of town for two hours, and lets be honest, more than twelve hours without sex/iPods easily sends me over the fucking ledge. I can't focus, I told my neighbor that she had a hot ass last night, and I find myself looking at the ham in my fridge like Megan fucking Foxxx.

    Doc, pack your bags, you're gettign a plane ticket.

    Sexilexi, be at my house wearing as close to nothing as possible when I get there.\

    Pepper, pull your finger out of your ass, and quit reading my novel.

  11. My Penis, The Weapon 08/01/2008 10:08

    Dirty Hairy

    LOL, I'm pretty sure I pissed a little.

  12. THE O.G. HATER 08/01/2008 10:09

    Would you like some making fuck? BERZERKER!

  13. Evil Malcom Norris 08/01/2008 10:10

    Funny stereotypes. Show a guy with a beaker and frizzy hair and everyone says 'sraeli….

  14. ososexilexi 08/01/2008 10:10

    OG, no you didn't. Hahahaha!!!

  15. My Penis, The Weapon 08/01/2008 10:11

    sexilexi

    what happened to DJ? is he still around with his smokin hot avvy's?

  16. TW 08/01/2008 10:11

    her bacon breath did him in.

  17. ososexilexi 08/01/2008 10:12

    I'm already here, Penis. Oh, and try not to worry about the machete. I know it seems a little scary at first, but after a few hacks, I promise you, there'll be no more pain.

  18. thedirtycajun 08/01/2008 10:13

    i think she needs to switch to fat free cigarettes

  19. TW 08/01/2008 10:14

    So she's moved on from Lee Sbian?

  20. Cock of the Balthazar 08/01/2008 10:17

    I'm pretty sure if you had posted the whole set of pictures, you'd see one with her son lighting her cigarette and another of him mixing her a vodka and red bull cocktail.

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