Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi got married Saturday night in a small ceremony at Ellens home. People magazine says…
DeGeneres, 50, and de Rossi, 35, both wore Zac Posen and exchanged rings by Neil Lane during the Saturday ceremony. Their big day also featured arrangements by L.A. florist Mark's Garden.
The intimate ceremony was attended by 19 guests, including DeGeneres's mom Betty and de Rossi's mother Margaret Rogers (who flew in from Australia for the occasion), who witnessed the couple exchange handwritten vows.
"She's taught me lessons about myself, and I feel like I've taught her," the TV host said of de Rossi last year. "We've both changed and grown, and we just feel like, 'Oh, okay, this is completion.'"
God this is gross. I don’t care if gay people get married, but I do care if ugly get married. It just makes me very uncomfortable when people are, you know, "that way".
(picture source = inf daily)
I might be able to get into watching Ellen munch Portia's carpet but she would have to be fully clothed doing it.
Wait, That would mean she is GHEY!
Port can barely get her hands around Ell's giant ass. I give it 16-20 months.
It wouldn't be terrible if Ellen femm'ed up a little bit. Why the fuck does she have to act/dress so mann-ish. Seriously, why do some lesbians have to be goddam men. Hey Gay People - just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to get all trans-gendered and shit. Damn Bitches.
Joe Pike smokes cock.
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Why do all the ugly guys get the hot looking chicks?
(PS - What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? ………. Well Hung.)
I have to agree, why is one member of a lesbian couple usually mannish? I thought the whole idea of being lesbian was to be with a woman?
Not witnessing. Their dads. Both of'em shot themself dead! True story!
Good for them. I, for one, think it's great.
Port can barely get her hands around Ell's giant
assbank book. I give it 16-20 months before Port tries to make her getaway.FIXED.
Ellen= Pants
Portia= Dress
Now I know who is the man in thr relationship!
No doubt, Yel.
I can hear Portia's thoughts now…. "Finally, all that dildoing and getting ate out I had to do, now I get married, just long enough for an anullment to be impossible, and then its divorce and COCKS GALORE!!!"
Most recession-proof (legal) jobs in America: undertaker, tax attorney, divorce lawyer.
Any others?
Playboy lipstick lesbians = hot
Ellen and Portia* = not
well, Portia's OK, but Ellen let's the side down, big time.
I like it. It's like an older man marryimg a younger woman. Only gay. Hugh Hefner for the lesbians. I like it.
Wow, I'll bet it takes 3 days to get the smell of tuna out of the honeymoon suite
“…only if both chicks are hot.” Not this.
And doesn’t Ellen know the groom is supposed to wear a morning coat for a fucking day wedding?
“Wow, I’ll bet it takes 3 days to get the smell of tuna out of the honeymoon suite”
Doc’s quote of the week wraps this thread up nicely.
I know this is where I'm supposed to make fun of what ever the story is, but just this once I'm going to break the rules. This story gives me warm fuzzies and I think Portia looks quiet pretty. Alright, go back to what you were doing.
Speaking of Ellen and grooming.. wait, I just made myself throw up a little in my mouth by combining those two words.
Ellen is soo fucking lucky to have wed a special beautiful & gorgeous lady as Portia. Good luck to them both.