Elisabeth Moss Twerks For Scientology

April 20, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  When Scientologists are around normal people they appear to feel an overwhelming need to be quirky and charming to the point that they seem like they’re having a mental break. Tom Cruise really hit that strategy out of the... READ MORE

Remember Charo? Wait ‘Til You See Her Now

January 5, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Khloé Kardashian showed up to the Ellen Show looking like the bloated illegitimate child between Charo and a labradoodle recently found after being stuck in a dryer for ten years. This actually makes sense, because Beast looks like she could be carrying... READ MORE

Don’t Let Ellen Degeneres Name Your Child

November 14, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

People are not pets. Celebrities still haven’t figured that out yet. Naming your child something you would name your french bulldog will only make your kid hate you when they’re old enough to realize what happened


Ellen Degeneres Butch Enough To Be Shamed For Katy Perry Boob Joke

October 30, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Ellen Degeneres could do no wrong pre-#metoo era. Saying something slightly offensive that would offend the most PC to a tee type of person could be brushed off and dismissed as Ellen being old and out of touch. Not... READ MORE

Mandalay Bay Security Guard Breaking Silence Only for ‘Ellen’ (VIDEO)

October 19, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a rather obvious bit of legal risk management, MGM Grand, the owners of the Mandalay Bay in Vegas, shoved out their wounded security guard and building maintenance guy onto the Ellen show to provide a media interview of... READ MORE

Miley Cyrus, Millennial Guide

September 8, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

If you turn the lights out and say the word millennial three times in the mirror Miley Cyrus will appear behind you to take a "selfie for the gram."


Two Decades of Gay Ellen

May 4, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

It's been twenty years since Ellen DeGeneres made a public pronouncement about being a lesbian. She did so within an episode of her mildly amusing eponymous TV show. 


Jennifer Aniston Vaguely Champions Something That Might Be Women’s Rights

December 1, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Jennifer Aniston went on Ellen to remind everybody that she has yet another shitty looking movie coming out for Christmas. It's a low ball comedy with lots of groin jokes. She's being paid millions. She also spent most of... READ MORE

Ellen DeGeneres Tied in PC Knots

August 17, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

In a world of universal oppression, even the righteous among us will be wiped with the broad brush of patriarchy, bigotry, and hate speech. Ellen DeGeneres hasn't uttered an offensive word in fifteen years of banal afternoon television. She... READ MORE

Kris Jenner Struggles

March 2, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

There can’t be anything more tortured than Kris Jenner talking to Ellen about Bruce Jenner turning into Caitlyn Jenner and dating men. Bruce Jenner has gone to more extreme lengths to cover up the fact that he loved the... READ MORE



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