08.21.2008 GWEN HAD A BOY

As expected, Gwen Stefani gave birth to a baby boy at 12:46pm today in Los Angeles.  People magazine says…

Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale was born at 12:46 p.m. and weighed 8 1/2 lbs. He joins the couple's other son Kingston, who turned 2 in May.
"Kingston, Gwen and Gavin Rossdale welcomed the newest member of their family," they say in a statement. "Mother, baby and family are all happy and healthy.

Zuma Nesta Rock?  Well at least he won’t have a lot of pressure, growing up as the kid of two super famous parents.  With a name like that he’s anonymous, practically invisible.

(39) Comments

  1. murraymaker 08/21/2008 19:34

    Fist

  2. murraymaker 08/21/2008 19:35

    Wow doing that really is gay

  3. Smeg McMuffin 08/21/2008 19:36

    Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like the street name of a prescription sleep aid.  

  4. murraymaker 08/21/2008 19:39

    My cousin never got picked on but then again his name is Zima Nestle Stone which is totally different

  5. JC 08/21/2008 19:57

    Zuma Nesta Rock sounds like the street name of a prescription sleep aid.  

    I was going to say a new brand of beer being rolled out.  

  6. MonyVibescu 08/21/2008 19:57

    Ahhhhhh Zima

  7. Morgan02 08/21/2008 20:00

    Now she can 'get her body back'. You know, the gross body she always had. She's never been good.

  8. opinionated 08/21/2008 20:11

    She promptly named him "Fug Stefani". Because, just look at her.

    Probably  knocked a few IQ points off the kid anyway by still dying her hair during pregnancy.

  9. Komodo 08/21/2008 20:12

    Zuma Zume Zume in the Bume Bume?

  10. opinionated 08/21/2008 20:16

    In the spirit of men having female avatars, I've changed mine. You're welcome.

  11. Rick (with a silent P) 08/21/2008 21:18

    I guess all the really good names were already taken…

  12. Kristin 08/21/2008 21:35

    She was probably playing that game with the little frog the whole time she was pregnant. It's addictive…ZUMA!

  13. bonniekay 08/21/2008 21:39

    Good GOD> sounds like a foofey wine cooler. What dumb shit parents.

  14. Bacci 08/21/2008 22:15

    Nesta was Bob Marley's middle name. (Robert Nesta Marley)

  15. azarmadillo 08/21/2008 22:36

    Hmmm…well as long as part of it is Marley's middle name.  I find that Zuma Nesta is a much sweeter, rich tasting tea than plain old green tea.  He is SO not going to be beat up in school.  They never gave him a chance!

  16. Little Sister 08/21/2008 23:34

    Soooo….named after Zuma beach in Malibu?

     

  17. MG Admirer 08/22/2008 04:50

    Zuma Nesta Rock  anagrams:

     

    Unmask To Craze

    Raze Snot Amuck 

    Czar Atom Nukes

    A Craze Sunk Tom

     

     

  18. Dr Drew 08/22/2008 04:54

    Zuma is short for Montezuma and or Zuma Beach, either which way the kid will be fucked up with a name like that…jesus christ it sounds like a new mixed drink i'd order at a bar!

  19. Terrence Maddox 08/22/2008 05:27

    It reminds me of a cross between Zima and Zubaz pants.

    Wearing Zubaz and drinking Zimas….two of the main reasons nobody liked me in college. 

  20. DB's Treasure 08/22/2008 05:30

    These fucking twat brained nut-filled shitheads in hollywood ought to be put against a brick wall and riddled with bullets from the feet up for naming their goddamn children these ridiculous names. "Zuma"? I mean, really? Where the FUCK did they come up with a space age name like that? Hey Gwen, this is a kid's life you're ruining before it even has the chance to have a drug problem or star in a homemade sex tape!

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